The Boyfriend App
Kate doesn’t think it’s simply because it’s easier for her Pa to get leaves at the auto repair shop than her Ma at the diner.
And so, Mr. Lapuz splashes some Nenuco Agua de Colonia baby cologne on his pulse points because he was a ’90s kid, puts gel on his hair and molds it into a fauxhawk, dabs some of Mrs. Lapuz’s Vaseline on his mustache and combs it deep, puts on a gold chain and, finally, dons a Hawaiian shirt whose top three buttons he leaves undone and the tail he tucks into his tight jeans. He caps, or rather underscores, everything with a pair of boots.