Monkey Pants Novels & Stories

Zoe beamed as she scratched behind the pitbull puppy’s ears. “Uh, perhaps you should let me take over, Miss Justice,” I said, clearing my throat, trying to move her away from the table. “But why?” she questioned with confusion written all over her face. “Just a safety precaution with Titus being a pit and all.” “Dr. Parker, he’s a puppy, and I’m fine. Please be seated,” she gritted through clenched teeth. I sighed but returned to my stool in the corner of the room and watched him flirt with Zoe while she examined the puppy.

Its big blue eyes held a mischievous glint as it smirked at me. “Ahh, mamma.” A startled shriek escaped my lips, and I instinctively sought refuge behind Alastair, my grip on his jacket tightening. "Save me from this white monkey. Please." My voice wavered with fear, my heart racing at the sight of the creature that was unlike anything I had ever encountered. White monkeys were rumored to be monstrous, and my panic surged.

Instead of white, his fur turned black, and felt his horn protruding on top of his forehead. He leaped and he was able to pin one of the monkeys on the tree. The others screamed in fright but didn’t move as he has one of them under his mercy. ‘Give the bag to me now or I crush him.’ He snarled. He barely recognized his own voice.

Monkey interjected with fear in his voice, “Okay I can't do anything about it now. All I can do is be frank with him and see what he decides to do!” “Yeah, this time we really need to treat him truthfully and give him the photos if he needs them!” The other two in the group nodded in agreement and the three of them continued walking inside. “Oh, Monkey you guys are back! How was the bounty today? Did you guys get many photos taken? Heh heh, I will be able to sell them for a lot of money!” said Mousak gleefully-he was the manager. Monkey’s expression sank, “Actually we did get a good bounty. There was an unusual amount of young women in the theme park with short skirts today. Unfortunately, a

I ask, my eyes finding who said that. "I am the inkpot monkey, beholder of secrets." I turned to my papyrus and then comes closer. The small monkey pops out from the papyrus, making a hole in it. I grunted when the papyrus was damaged. The monkey crawls out the paper and then watches me scrunch the paper. In my hands, I made a swing from my back and then made twirled my arms. I threw it into a trash can ten meters away. It bumped into the can's wall and drops inside the can.

A leash ran from the collar around the capuchin monkey's neck to the music organ where the stocky dark-haired Colton Stokes ground out a shrill melody. Crowds gathered to watch as the small monkey floated around the people, hat held out, begging for tips from the onlookers. This is frickin' humiliating, Liam Lamont sent through the mindspeech of the shifters as he shook the hat in his hands at an elderly gentleman who couldn't stop talking baby talk to him. Why do people always talk to animals and babies like we're ignorant?

Next, Caspian dug out the demon core from the monster's brain and placed the entire corpse in his storage bag. Maya glanced around and said, "This monster with the body of a goat and the face of a monkey is a Broken-Tooth Ape. However, the Broken-Tooth Ape never acts alone, and there'll at least be a dozen of them. Thus, there must be other Broken-Tooth Apes around, so be extra alert!"

He crosses his very large muscular arms over his broad, thick chest, pointing up at the tree. “I climbed. Duh!” I roll my eyes. Well, actually, I flew up there, but this tattooed hottie of a delicious midnight snack doesn’t need to know that. “A wolf who’s a fucking spider monkey… Well, shit… Who knew?” Now, I raised my eyebrow at him. “Spider Monkey?” “Yeah, you know, the fucking monkey that swings between the trees. When I scared you, I thought you were going to tumble to the ground, but you acrobatic your legs around the fucking branch like a spider monkey… Don’t you have the Discovery channel here?”

The monkey-liked man wasn't a human but a sea monkey. The sea monkey was a primate. It could cultivate at high speed. In addition, it was cunning and cruel. "As a group of small potatoes, how dare you try to kill me? " The sea monkey's eyes were scarlet and looked very cruel. It showed its sharp teeth. Then it jumped thousands of meters with one leap and rushed toward those experts at the Immortal Level. "Retreat!" The Human Immortals shouted. The sea monkey's cultivation was terrifying. They were no match for it.

"You're right. Wow, this really feels like hunting! It's my first time so I don't know very well what to do, but this is getting me all hyped up!" Her childish smile made me chuckle a bit, it was honestly too adorable when she also clutched her fists up as if she was preparing herself for what was about to come. "I'm glad you are enjoying this, but don't get distracted, anything can happen in the wild" "For now, let's hear your plan" * The nest was right in front of us. There were around 15 or 20 tiny monkeys with silver fur running and jumping from one branch to another. They were all scattered, but there was a certain place where they were gathering fruits and meat from other monsters.