Monkey Pants Novels & Stories

Jayden commande. Monalisa mounted on Jayden’s legs and grabbed his dick, letting it meet its playmate. Slowly, she began to ride it. She couldn’t take it all as he’s got such long and fat dick, that could destroy any pussy it gets into. “Is that all you’ve got? Take it all. Take all dick in you bitch” Jayden stuffed his dick all inside her and Monalisa let out a loud moan and immediately wrapped her hands around his neck.

"Kael, could the Healer be wrong? The life force of our pup felt so strong the last few times we checked." Kael sighed heavily, his eyes rimmed with red. "Some curses only reveal themselves as the pup grows." He handed me the diagnosis, pointing at the twisted black veins on the parchment. "Look here. The pup's wolf soul fluctuates wildly. There are signs of silver toxicity backlash. In this condition, even if the pup is born, it will die from the pain of its first shift." His voice choked, and the hand holding the paper shook. He looked like he was in agony.

She seemed lost in her own thoughts. “Who taught you that?” Muna tightened her lips as the hair hissed and released steams into the morning air. “Anyway, the people of Arkenta are skillful hunters because they use bananas in hunting. It is an effective way of hunting monkeys because a story said that the ancestors of the monkey had told their offspring that bananas are their second life, and they should never part away with it no matter what happens. That’s why the people of Arkenta have this saying, ‘living in deception is like separating a monkey from banana.” She explained patiently.

My ex-colleague, Brenda Wilson, finds out from an unknown source that I have taken in an adopted son. Because of that, she insists on matchmaking my son with her niece. "My niece has graduated from a proper college, you know! You don't have to prepare any fancy wedding gifts… Just 800 thousand dollars will do! On top of that, you can put her name on the deed of that fancy deluxe apartment in the city center. "From the way I see it, there's no need to choose the perfect date anymore. They should get their marriage registered tomorrow and do their best to give birth to a cute baby boy!" My adopted son has a volatile temper, so there's no way he'll go on a blind date with some random woman.

Chen shook his head. The monkey screeched once again. This is a Lone Bone Monkey. As the name suggests, the Lone Bone Monkey are solitary species where the parent beast would leave the offspring once it reaches the mark of ten years of cultivation. Even now, Chen didn't have any confidence to face a hundred-year-old beast so he searched for this particular Lone Bone Monkey for quite long. As to why he didn't kill it?

Nigel pointed in a direction and the others advanced behind him. The was the faint sound of a battle in the distance and they quietly moved toward it. After a few hundred meters, they saw two packs of beasts fighting between each other. "Earth monkeys and Toxic monkeys." Lucinda spoke softly. There were two different kinds of monkey-type beasts fighting. The number of specimens in each pack amounted to almost one hundred and there clearly was some peak rank 3 among them. 'Earth monkeys are physically strong and slightly bigger while the Toxic ones use their feces to poison their prey.'

’ The Monkey Monster—as Rey decided to tag it—was nibbling on smaller chunks of the Mana Crystals around. ‘So its sharp teeth are that way because of how it has to grate through the hard rock and pierce it. I bet they’re insanely strong too!’ Rey shivered at the thought of being caught in the jaws of such a feral creature. ‘Even though it looks like a monkey, it doesn’t seem to have the kind of intelligence I’d expect from primates. Well, I can’t be too quick to judge…’ This one could have been an outlier or a savage variant of its species.

And Mane couldn’t help but wonder what else was here. *Roar* Soon the beast revealed itself, and Lily unconsciously sucked in a breath of cold air when she saw it. Mane was also stunned upon seeing the beast. Illuminated by the light of the Light Grass was a monkey beast that was made of crystals. It was about 10 or 11 meters tall with bulky arms and legs. Its eyes were blue like Mane’s, and it had a small horn on its forehead. This beast was something that neither Mane nor Lily had expected to come across here because it was a myth. They had both read about it, but neither had expected to see it in real life. This beast was called a Crystal Monkey. And it was a powerful creature!

Clein groaned in distraught at the monkey. "I don't want to!" The monkey replied with a high-pitched tone that irritated my ear. "I said, let go of me!" Clein complain. "No, I don't want to. I miss you a lot, Clein," And that bitch monkey even leaned its head on Clein's chest. And I didn’t realize that I had bitten my lip so hard so it bled a little. "F*ck," I whispered. They’re getting closer to my place and it looks like they haven’t noticed me yet because of their public flirtation!

“Monkeys already? Don’t you want to see penguins or zebras?” Lily shook her head. “Monkeys are silly. I want to see them jump!” “Monkeys it is,” Thomas said, packing up their things. The monkey exhibit turned out to be everything Lily had hoped for. A group of playful primates swung across ropes, their shrieks and chatter filling the air. One small monkey perched on a branch, munching on a piece of fruit. Another jumped suddenly to a neighboring tree, causing Lily to gasp. “Did you see that?” she shouted, tugging on Emma’s sleeve. “He’s flying!”