How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
We were all a bit groggy and, in Maurice’s case, emboldened by boredom.
“I mean, with your skills, you could just walk into any town or city and destroy it from the inside. No one would even know you were there. So it must be something pretty bad.”
The troll, who was maintaining the appearance of a portly, balding merchant even though there was no one around to appreciate the excellent character work and dedication to his art, ignored Maurice.
“You don’t eat, you don’t sleep, nothing can hurt you... it’s amazing.”
“We can be hurt,” said the troll. He didn’t elaborate.