Funniest Trolls Novels & Stories

OnlineJoker: @EwEwEw is right! She probably owns hundreds of millions of dollars worth of assets. She’s a great lawyer and a top hacker. These two identities alone make her worth a great deal of money. Moreover, she was Lane’s Group’s ex-president’s daughter and Michael’s ex-wife. Imagine the amount of assets she has gained from them. How on earth do you guys even think about getting together with her? What a joke! They did not stop mocking the trio. Some thought they purposely brought in other topics to make a big deal out of it. But the trolls did not want this. They quickly went back to the topic and trolled Ivanka by calling her a wh*re and making other nasty remarks.

Said he had manipulated her, deceived her, left her lost and broken. Then, she unleashed an army of paid trolls to sell the lie. Fake stories flooded the internet. Influencers ran with it. Marco became the villain. Just when the public outrage had started to fade, it came roaring back. And this time, every bit of fury was aimed at him.

Trent slowly fainted as he fell to the ground, he suddenly felt nauseous soon after he inhaled Larry’s toxic fart, and almost lost his consciousness. After satisfyingly transmitting his toxic gas to his bully, Larry then stood up proudly and said, “that’s for locking me inside my locker this morning!” Lola quickly stomped on Trent’s stomach, “this is for throwing the slushies on my face and calling me a freak!” Followed by the kick of her sister, Olga, “and this for making your girlfriend turn against me and failed me entering the cheerleaders' squad!” After Lola's last kick, Trent’s now completely fainted.

Christine made frantic faces at her, but Milo slammed his hand down on the desk. Startled, Christine straightened immediately. “Christine, haven’t you caused enough trouble? If you made a mistake, you deal with the consequences yourself.” “But he can’t hire internet trolls to attack me! They’re even insulting our whole family—saying I have no manners…” “Tina, take Christine home first.” “Milo, he really did hire trolls—” “If he truly hired trolls,” Milo said evenly, “I’ll handle it.” The implication was clear: if this was simply organic backlash from fans, then he wouldn’t intervene.

"I wasn't sitting in it because I thought I'd look like a dick sitting at a throne while the rest of you sit at a table. Thank you for proving me right." "Who the hell are you anyways?" Hunter asked. "Oh, did you miss the announcement? I'm Yavo, Monarch of the Trolls." "Aren't trolls supposed to be ugly?" Wokor asked. "You're one to talk, have you looked in the mirror today?" Yavo snorted. "Watch your mouth you grease cretin!" "More racism." I whispered. "Well that settles it. He is quite ugly!" Elion laughed. "On the inside!" "Don't address me you petty termite." Yavo sneered.

"He's gay, trust me." I frowned, "He has Marzia; you're gay." "He wears a bra in one of his videos." His face showed irritation. Why the heck are there trolls in this world? "You watch him?" I asked. "No. Teen React reacted to one of his vid, I was technically forced to." Forced to watch Pewds?! "You can't just say that you know? He has a lot of subscribers and by the way, with or without those subscribers, he is still awesome."

he shouted, waving his three-fingered hand in dismissal. As he spoke, I looked back to talk to Ryden, but she was no longer at my side. Neither was Envy. The pixilette was a way off, near the battleground, hovering anxiously over something. I couldn't see Envy. "Where did she go?" I searched the sky, worry twisting my insides. I hoped she was okay. The trolls cared little for other creatures, especially when they were in the throes of battle. "This is of the utmost importance. I cannot wait." His shrewd eyes studied me. The trolls looked dumber than rocks. Early on, I discovered that deception was one of their greatest weapons. They were actually quite competent, especially in the art of war

The YouTubers who were there in person were all feeling dizzy. The good news was, whoever could get a shot of the Molson family would see their views shoot up like crazy. The bad news was, all the stuff they said before was just trashing the Molson family, and now their accounts all got banned! Some of their original fans even said in the group that they were just paid trolls hired to badmouth the Molson family! There really were some who took money, some self-media accounts, especially those former public intellectuals, a lot of them were infiltrated by foreign forces.

"Portfall's become a joke. That person who jumped last month was obviously set up, but they never found who did it. I've lost all faith in this city!" "Same here. That's why I got foreign citizenship. Everything is just better overseas!" "Other countries are where we belong. Portfall's a failure." "Does anyone have connections? I want foreign citizenship too." Most commenters were insulting Portfall while praising everything foreign. Landon's voice was ice-cold. "There seem to be a lot of paid trolls." Aria nodded slightly. "There are definitely paid trolls mixed in. But once someone starts the trend, real people's opinions start wavering too.

"Even if Jasper was framed, it's too late. His reputation is in tatters, and he's been ousted. Not even a cat with nine lives could survive this." A loud crash broke the silence in Alyssa's office. She had hurled her teacup to the ground, shattering it into pieces. Her voice trembled with fury. "You're the ones who won't survive this! Your family is finished—dead meat!" Sean, standing nearby, was also furious as he scrolled through the comments, but Alyssa's outburst made him chuckle despite himself. He quickly set about cleaning up the shards of glass. "These trolls are all bark and no bite," he said soothingly. "They vent online because they're miserable in real life. Don't let them get to