Mort Bob's Burgers Novels & Stories

"I, ah, this may sound silly, but I wanted to try to experience Mabel's in as close a way as possible to the way YOU experience it. So it seemed like the best way to do that. However, I ordered a chocolate shake." The server arrived at that moment with his order, and Jaxon regarded the plate happily. He took a huge bite of his burger, and it was apparent from his reaction that it didn't disappoint him. "Holy crap, this is INCREDIBLE," Jaxon exclaimed, and paused to take a sip of his shake, "Sara, this is the best fucking burger I've had in years! Why didn't you tell me how amazing the food here is?" I had told him approximately a million times how great the burgers are at Mabel's, and he sta

As Uncle Mateo owned the burger joint, I could have just gone upstairs to our apartment; he wouldn't have cared. I stood there waiting for the usual smirk of disgust to appear on Jackson's face at the sight of me, but to my surprise, it wasn't there today. "I'll have my usual, the Smokehouse Burger. Make it double today, and add grilled onions, tomato, and double bacon. In the combo with the curly fries and my usual coffee, black, two sugars, thank you, Daisy."Jackson said in a way quite different from how any of them ever spoke to me. "Sure, no problem eating in today with your brother and your unit?"I asked.

She chuckled, knowing the menu choice matched the man's country of origin. "I prefer kebab over burgers, luckily that stall offers plenty of menu options," Murat said honestly, then began eating the kebab enthusiastically. After finishing his kebab, Murat wiped his lips and hands with a tissue and drove back to city hall. Meanwhile, Emily was still leisurely enjoying her cheese burger and French fries. Shortly thereafter, the car arrived at the visitor and employee parking lot at city hall. Before getting out of the car, Murat called Sergeant Rodney's cell phone number to ask about the sniper hired by Senator Gordon Crawford.

Day. He'd scan yesterday's numbers like a tiny CEO, then pick the best money spot. Wiped tables, cleared dishes, scrubbed plates—fast, smooth, like he'd done it forever. Kid had just turned thirteen, but he moved like he was twenty-five. The mini burritos were flying. After the rush, I handed him a set and wiped the sweat off his forehead. "Eat. I've got cleanup." Out of nowhere, he said, "Miss Murphy... you remind me of my mom."

Sid laughed. “Jake would literally kill you if you went back without me” I told him while giving him a shove. “Yeh good point. We should probably get you fed so that it doesn’t happen aye” Sid was always trying to make a joke out of everything. I was beginning to believe he didn’t have a serious bone in his body. Having only known him a couple of weeks, I didn’t know how the guys were able to put up with him growing up. But all that aside, he seemed a good man and Jake trusted him which meant I did too. Once we all agreed on grabbing a burger before heading back to the pack we headed to over to Five Guys. Their burgers were unbelievably juicy and held so much flavour, even their portion of c

I removed my head from Noah’s shoulder and sat straight up. “What?” I snatched the remote from Noah’s hand and turned up the volume. “Head Wolf Antoine Boucher announced this morning that Bob has taken the deceased Louis Beaumont’s seat on the Werewolf Council,” the newscaster continued. “The news comes just days after Bob was found innocent of the murder of the accountant John Brown on the grounds of self-defense. Sources close to the Council and the Beaumonts say that Bob has received the Beaumonts’ full support in this political pursuit…”

Beverly knew Bruce would like the wings and French fries. WestGlow had the best wings in the city, but very few people knew it. “I have to admit that was pretty good,” Bruce said as he wiped his hands with wet naps. “I told ya,” Margo slurred. Cootie, two of his girls, Junebug, and Lee came over. “Hey, guys. What’s up?” Deronda greeted. “Sup,” Junebug greeted flatly.

I looked at the menu, ready to get some grub in me but scrunched my face up when all I saw was tuna, shrimp, crab, and some other fish. “What’s wrong pretty boy?” Tobias asked, “You don’t like fish?” “No, not really, I’m more of a meat and potatoes kind of guy.” I glanced over the menu again at the breakfast choices that I hoped they were still serving. “What the fuck are grits?” Tobias laughed at me, a deep chuckle, and then reached across the table and turned my menu over. I smiled when I saw the title ‘classic burger’. Thank fuck for that. I guess I could never be a sailor, I just wasn’t into fish.

God just gave him too much charisma and good looks for his own good. The waitress brought their food. Bruce had ordered a T-Bone, a baked potato, and green beans. Margo ordered a mixed platter with fried alligator meat, broiled shrimp, and kale. The food was tasty, but she knew she would have to double up on her work out tomorrow from the fried food and beer she was drinking. As they ate, Bruce talked more about his family.

I agreed. We walked towards the booth. Paul and Nathan were already sitting on one side of the booth. So, Morgan and I slid in on the other side. “I am dying for a burger,” Morgan groaned. “A big…” “Piece of meat,” Paul snickered. “Grow up, Paul,” Morgan said, making a face at him. “Dutton has a…” Nathan started to say with a smirk. “Do not finish that sentence!” Morgan chastised him. “What? I was going to say, Dutton has a burger named after him here now,” Nathan stated. “God, Morgan, you are such a pervert thinking about Dutton’s dick.”