Mort Bob's Burgers Novels & Stories

My mom and I spend the rest of the morning pampering ourselves. We get Mani and Pedi at the pack’s nail shop. We went to lunch at our favorite dive. My mom and I share a love of good burgers. My mom got a mushroom Swiss burger with bacon added. I got a cheddar bacon burger with crispy onion on top of the burger. It’s made with one beef and one pork patty. It’s not the healthiest lunch, but we enjoyed it, we don’t eat like this every day, but it is good to treat yourself every now and then. After lunch got deep massages to help us relax. We also get primed and waxed. We are flawless and silky smooth for the night. Spending the day with my mom like this was perfect. She knew that I needed to j

Robert watched his private investigator devour his lunch; two extra large burgers and a bottle of coke. He munched on the burger like a man who hadn’t eaten in days, groaning in pleasure at the sweet taste of the beef. He had called Robert earlier in the day to inform him that he found what he’s been seeking. When Robert decided he was tired of watching the disturbing show in front of him, he cleared his throat lousily causing the man to, after five minutes, take his eyes off his food. Robert only rolled his eyes, sipping from his glass of cocktail. “What is the name?” he asked impatiently.

“Cheese-Burger.” Those two words broke the tension. Ten minutes later, Dad pulled into the lot of Blaise’s favorite burger shack. The neon buzzed faintly above the windows, and for a moment, it felt like nothing had changed. Dad ordered enough food to feed a small army—burgers stacked in wax paper, greasy fries, thick milkshakes. We ate right there in the Hummer, laughter echoing like we hadn’t done in forever. Blaise’s first bite of a burger was slow, reverent. He closed his eyes. “Better,” he murmured.

I soon became lost in the plastic covered menu that our hostess had provided. I had to admit that all the burgers sounded delicious. There were a variety of toppings available including jalapenos, mushrooms, and even fried eggs. Soon an older plump lady came over in a pink apron asking if we were ready to order as she poured Tobias and I a glass of ice water. Tobias ordered the farmers special, and I ordered a mushroom burger with pepper jack cheese, and cheese fries on the side. Before our meal could come, I could hear the distant roar of motorcycles and I tensed up. How could Vex have found me already?

Brock asks as he stands there buck naked while we exit the showers. Mamma Jane’s was a popular mom and pop diner most of us frequented, and a Capital was a fully loaded burger exploding with carbs. It shows you how much football ruled this town; the local diner named a burger meal after our team. The majority of the guys were up for it, but I had my lie planned out already. “Can’t. My fucking dad has a tutor coming over later. The asshole is threatening my college fund if I keep on failing.” I say as I put on my briefs and jeans. They all looked at me with understanding then because I knew we were basically in the same boat.

He really looks like a country man. “Yes, it’s me,” He said with a smile. I ran to him and hugged him because I miss him so much. I looked at him too. His left eye never returned to normal, which makes me sad because I know what happened to his eye. Mang Berto is a kind man, he was our gardener before and I saw how my parents trusted him and loved him because he is a kind man. That is why my dad became upset when Mang Berto left because of what happened. I can’t forget how Kevin stabbed him in his left eye.That makes him a one eyed man today. It is still fresh in my head, how he screamed because of pain, and how Kevin kicked him out of the house. He is covering it with an eye patch now to h

" I know what’ll make you feel better,” Lora declared, flopping onto the edge of Lilith's bed with such force that she bounced upward. “It’s all-night happy hour at Spin. And 50 cent wings.” “Great, so I can be hungover for the second day of my internship?” “So you can decompress from your first day, and care less on your second day,” she corrected me. “Come on. You know it’s an awesome idea.” A couple of beers wouldn’t hurt, Lilith rolled off the bed and Becca cheered.

"Burn's got the best burgers in the city." There were no spoon and fork so he picked up what Vida calls a 'burger' and gave it a hearty bite. The moment the burger touched his mouth, he could not stop eating. Colter had never tasted anything so savory and flavorful before. Not even the best culinary chef in Howard had made this mouthwatering Before he knew it, he had downed the burger in a matter of minutes. He also inhaled the potato strips that were on the plate. "Wow, that was a great meal." Colter said, wiping the corners of his mouth with the table napkin.

the fat man said. "Thank you sir" Mia smile. "Don't worry, the work isn't as bad as you think" the fat man reassures. "Sure" Mia nods. Amber and James were seen in Son of egg restaurant, their slight orders were already on the table. "You asked for this?" James smile since her plate is holding just bagel. "Yeah" Amber nods. "What do you have to say? You stood me up last night" James said sadly. "There is reason for it, you know" Amber said.

“Thank you so much, Garrett.” “I suggest you try the reindeer burger, Mory. It’s out of this world.” James took a drink of his pint then set it down. “You need me to find someone to show you the sights? I’m sure any of these men sitting around here would be more than happy to spend the day driving you around the island.” Mory swallowed back a mouthful of beer as she set her glass back down against the smoothly carved teak wood bar. “No, that’s alright. I’m jet lagged as hell. I’ll probably just sleep for the next day or so.”