Mort From Bob's Burgers Novels & Stories

Had her parents been playing hide and seek with Uncle Bob, and now he couldn’t find them anymore? “Your parents… they died in an accident,” Bob continued, each word scaring little Kate. “They were coming back from your favorite dessert store. They’d gone to get your cake. And then—” his voice faltered, “a car… it came out of nowhere and collided with…” Bob couldn't finish his words. His throat closed up as tears streamed down his face. He looked down at Kate, who was now shedding big, fat tears; a wail tore from her chest.

And then, she dug into the food, and ate without a care in the world. They had barely eaten for two minutes before Bob rushed into the dining area with a small tablet in his hands. “Big boss, there’s a very big problem and we might be in grave danger right now.” Bob said all in one breath.

They saw Joe and the two handsome doctors eating casually and didn't suspect a thing. "Nothing suspicious here," Tom noted. "Yeah. How about we head to the morgue?" Bob suggested. "The morgue? Hahaha! I served the public specifically to avoid dealing with corpses! Your idea is terrible," Tom replied. "We just need to check for neck wounds, Tom! If you're finished with lunch, let’s go," Bob said, walking straight toward the morgue. ***

"Madam Betty, please give us two of your signature beef burgers." "No." Jefferson gave Adrienne a fierce look. He knew that she would have a hard time eating meat after coming out of the dissection room. Why would she order a beef burger? Was she dumb? "Madam Betty, please give us one beef burger and one veggie burger." "Why are you glaring at me? I want a beef burger." Adrienne had already forgotten about all the corpses she was working on earlier. Her mind was full of thoughts of her grandfather. She wanted to sit there, at his favorite seat, and eat his favorite burger. She was hoping that when Hodge looked down from heaven, he would know that she was missing her, and that he would visit

We have spent the whole day glued to the TV. I am sure many people all over Estermond are doing the exact same. Mother Addison’s murdered is an unprecedented event in this nation. Never before have the Eels had so much power. Roberta Jordan came over to watch the news with us, no one feels like being alone right now, there is too much uncertainty and a sense of danger in the air. I go downstairs to make us some tea to calm our nerves when all of a sudden the doorbell rings. When I open the door I find two men with brown overalls with the initials M.E. embroidered on the left front pocket.

"Well... you're not going to bail on me again, are ya?" Lucas furrowed a brow in surprise. "What about school? Your internship?" Bobby's eyes welled up with tears. "We'll figure it out." Lucas gave a sad sigh. He just couldn't believe that she wouldn't be around anymore. Bobby's parents had died in a car crash when he was only a three-year-old toddler. His grandmother was the only family he had ever known. He had contacted Lucas the night before, informing him that he was back in town. Mrs. Roberts had been rushed into the intensive care unit earlier this week. A cardiac arrest. Her cardiologist had said that there was nothing more they could do for her; nothing but run out the clock.

Though he was as busy as me, I knew Bob always had my back no matter what. He’d been there to pick me up from the hospital the time I crashed my car in the middle of the night and cracked a few ribs several months after Danica died. He’d also been the one to shut down rumors of employees embezzling at my company several years before. Bob was a badass, the kind of man no one fucked with unless they wanted a fight. “We need to do lunch soon,” Bob said. “Before the event, if possible.” “That would be great.” I settled down in the window seat, neglecting to tell him the charity event for a documentary filmmaking program for at-risk kids coming up in a couple of weeks had completely slipped my mi

and proceeds to shake his hand in return. I just discovered something new about the owner of this place. I had no idea he played for the same team. Not that it matters to me. I really admire this guy. He's pretty awesome for someone in his thirties. “So, ladies, what's good here?" Mom asks, trying to change the subject. “The burgers are amazing," I tell her. “Alright, Roger, burger and fries it is." “Alright, babe, and what would you like to drink?" “What do you recommend, Mom?" asks Roger.

We are halfway through the movie when my phone rings, it's Dane. "Hey, babe. I'm home. Sorry, it took so long. Bob called." he sounded chipper. "Everything ok?" I ask "Yep. It's all good. I do have a surprise for you though." He said I could hear the smile in his voice. "Ok??" I say. Maddy is looking at me with curiosity. "So after we left, your little friend came back. Bob fed him half a cheeseburger and decided he's going to keep him." He says. "So he got home after all."

What would be the result? They should be prepared to face the unknown. Facing Cordy's gaze, John nodded. Bob quickly asked the restaurant under his company to send them a sumptuous meal at the fastest speed. It was so splendid that it was stacked on Cordy's dining table in almost two rows because her dining table was not large. Hence, Cordy made a joke. "Bob, are you worried that this is our last meal?" When she made that joke, she could see Bob's eyes turn red. "Stop spouting nonsense. You’ll live up to a hundred."