Fairy-Struck
How great would it be to walk into a fairy feast wearing a T-shirt which read: Totally Un-Fey-zed, perhaps with a picture of Tinkerbell meditating?
"Maybe we should address the issue of your name first," I said to the puka, and she perked up to look at me intensely. "You want a name, huh? I guess I would too. I'd hate for people to just call me Hey You or Girl. Hmm, let's see. How about Shadow?"
The puka lowered her head to the floor and whined.