Don't Eat Me, Mister Cold
"Aren't you ashamed to have a poor husband?"
Pursing her lips, Amber shook her head firmly. "You will never be poor, Adam Smith. Your talent, kindness, and love are in abundance. I actually think you are the richest man in the world. You even have the largest swimming pool in the entire universe."
Hearing that joke, Adam was finally able to release the tension. Laughing lightly, he pulled his wife into his arms.
"Thank you, My Super Rich Wife. Thank you for understanding my situation. I'm so lucky to have you."