My Wife Put Me on An Allowance
I made fifty thousand a month, yet there I was at the hospital pharmacy counter, red-faced, because my card got declined.
I quickly texted my wife. "Hurry up and transfer three hundred to me. I can't cover my preion, and I'm standing here at the register!"
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A moment later, she replied with a link to a form. "Don't forget to submit an allowance advance request, honey!"
In that instant, I suddenly realized that this was it for us.
Then, I put the receipt down, walked out of the hospital, and drove straight to the law firm.
"I want a divorce."