Gay Sugar Daddy
Believe me, it's not fun to be compared with all the time.
"But it will be so cute. Two blonde girls, running around the park, and when it's time to come home you just shout, Pao, Perla! Let's go! See. Isn't it cute? If you name her Ruby, it'd be like, Pao, Ruby, let's go. Isn't it like, you have to roll your tongue the other way just to say her name. Pao. R-rrrruby."
I laugh at his attempt to show his twisted tongue, "No it's not. You're making it difficult! And please, who'd name their babies Ruby. This is not the 50s."