Naskah Stand Up Comedy Untuk Pelajar

I woke up staring at divorce papers—from the guy I'd crushed on all through college. My name. His. Right there on the page. He said I cheated. Last thing I remembered? Getting ready to finally tell him how I felt at our graduation party. Now suddenly, we've got a four-year-old. And him? He looked at me like I was some rando off the street. No trace of the sweet, soft guy I used to know. Just ice. What did I miss? What the hell happened in the last five years?

Morgan Drake is a 2nd year resident at Sangela City Regional Hospital grappling with depression and addiction, following some recent stressful life events. Disillusioned with his work and current life situation, he is forced to take a trip where he encounters a mysterious s woman: the strong-willed, beautiful and intimidating Maddison Silva whom he is immediately drawn to. An introspective look reveals that he is inadequate for her, which leaves him with two choices: give up on her or put the broken pieces of his life back together. Which option does he choose? If its the latter, who is he changing for? More importantly, if he can get his life together, will she accept him?

Alya baru saja kehilangan hak asuh anaknya setelah dikhianati oleh sang suami. Ia harus menghadapi dunia yang kejam. Di tengah keputusasaan, tak ada pilihan lain baginya selain bertahan hidup dengan cara apa pun. Tawaran tak terduga datang dari Sean Alexander, seorang pria berkuasa yang kehilangan istrinya saat melahirkan. Ia mencari seseorang yang bisa menjadi ibu susu bagi putranya, Leon.

Bilang isang bastardang anak, nagsumikap si Mia para kilalanin at tanggapin siya ng matagumpay na negosyanteng nagmamay-ari ng Blacksmith Hotels na si Vincent Ferrer, ang amang kaniyang tinitingala. Hindi siya nabigo at dumating rin ang araw na sa wakas ay kinilala siya ni Vincent bilang anak nito. Kinilala rin nito ang kaniyang talino sa larangan ng negosyo at hinirang siya bilang bagong CEO ng Blacksmith Hotels. Sa parehong araw, ay inalok siya ng kasal ng kaniyang nobyong si Oliver. All at once, she had it all. But all at once, she lost them... Nagkaroon ng malaking problema ang Blacksmith Hotels, at siya ang sinisi ng kaniyang ama. He threatened to remove her from her position, ngunit kusa siyang nagbitiw. On the same day, she discovered that Oliver and her half-sister, Natalia, were cheating on her. Pumunta siya sa isang bar para uminom ng alak at pansamantalang makalimot. Just a few shots, and she got dizzy. Isang estranghero ang umupo sa tabi niya at um-order ng whisky. She could tell that he was hot even with her eyes half-shut. As he was about to drink his whiskey, she snatched the glass from him and drank it right away. The next thing she knew, she found herself in the stranger's bed. In his arms, she went straight from a tough, independent woman to a damsel in distress. She let down her walls, and she has given him what's left of her— her virginity! Was it just a one-night stand? Or has she found her knight in shining armor?

Memiliki ipar yang tidak berbaik hati menganggapnya sebagai bagian dari keluarga, membuatnya diperlakukan tidak baik. Awalnya Larasati sabar menghadapi perlakuan kasar dari kakak suaminya itu, namun ia lama-lama juga jengah dan memilih untuk memberi perlawanan. Meski begitu, rumah tangganya cukup harmonis lantaran suaminya yang bekerja sebagai driver ojek online itu memperlakukannya dengan baik. Di samping itu, mertuanya juga menganggapnya seperti anak sendiri. Sehingga mudah untuknya mempertahankan rumah tangga. Hingga pertahanannya goyah kala mengetahui kebenaran yang ditutupi suaminya. Ternyata suaminya sudah 1 tahun tidak lagi bekerja sebagai ojol. Dan rahasia lain yang membuatnya dengar berat hati memilih untuk berpisah.

Heartbroken and humiliated, Almira thought a wild night on a cruise ship would help her forget her cheating mate. Instead, she wakes up tangled with Lysander Hitwell—the ruthless Alpha of the Shadow Weavers Pack and a billionaire whose name dominates headlines and a strange possession of powers. She planned to leave him and that night behind forever, but fate has other plans. Now carrying the twins of the most powerful man in the werewolf world, Almira is caught between protecting her heart and facing the Alpha who could destroy her—or complete her. But what if she discovers more than just her pregnancy? Something powerful that she unlocked the night they shared together.

Maxine Ysabell De Lara.Nag-iisang babae sa angkan ng mga De Lara. Itinururing siya ng mga itong 'A gift of God'. Lumaki siyang sinusunod ang kaniyang magulang at kailanman hindi siya sumuway sakanila. Subalit, dumating ang gabing nagpagabo sa buhay niya. Roswell Dylan Montefalco. The Most Successful Young Businessman. Business Tycoon. And Workaholic. May iisang babaeng minahal. Si Fhreaya Flores. Ang babaeng inalok niya ng kasal, ngunit iniwan siya sa ere. Dahil sa labis na pagmamahal sa dalaga. Napagkamalan niya nasi Maxine De Lara ang babaeng bumigo at nang-iwan sakanya. Pinilit niyang makatalik at buntisin ito 'nang sa ganon ay hindi na siya nito iwan. And he got her virginity. Tatlong taon siyang hindi pinatahimik ng konsensiya. Ginawa niya ang lahat para matagpuan ang babae. Ngunit, isang iraw ito mismo ang nag-apply ng trabaho sa kanyang Kompanya. Magagawa kayang pagtagpuin ang kanilang mga puso ng nag-iisa nilang koneksiyon? Magawa kaya ni Maxine na masungkit ang puso ng lalaking may matagal ng minamahal? O kahit anong gawin niya, tingin lang nito ay ina ng anak nila?

"Kita harus cerai, jika dalam dua tahun tidak ada cinta di antara kita atau tidak ada alasan yang menghalangi perceraian itu," ucap Bisma, tenang. "Bisa jelaskan apa aja yang Mas Bisma anggap menghalangi perceraian?" tanya Cassie meminta penjelasan. "Ya ... semisal kamu hamil. Namun, itu kecil kemungkinan, karena saya gak mungkin akan menyentuh kamu." *** Cassie tak menyangka kehidupannya yang semula hanya berisi hal yang indah-indah harus berubah menjadi aneh semenjak kedua orang tuanya memutuskan untuk menjodohkannya dengan seorang duda yang merupakan putra tunggal dari sahabat—yang sekaligus saudara jauh dari sang ibu. Bisma, si duda sekaligus bos di perusahaan tempat Cassie magang, terpaksa menerima perjodohan lantaran ia tak ingin mengecewakan kedua orang tuanya. Namun, perbedaan usia yang jauh, ditambah sikap dan tingkah laku Cassie kerap membuat Bisma geleng kepala, menjadikan kehidupan Bisma yang semula penuh keseriusan, perlahan berubah lebih berwarna. Kehidupan pernikahan mereka pun kerap diramaikan dengan perseteruan yang tak lazim, serta hal-hal baru bermunculan dalam kehidupan Bisma—yang mau tak mau membuat Bisma mencoba berpikir dan melihat segala hal dari sudut pandang berbeda. Namun, segalanya tak akan pernah mulus. Kehadiran mantan istri Bisma serta pengakuan cinta dari sahabat Cassie pada akhirnya membuat keduanya sedikit goyah. Akankah benih cinta yang tak mereka sadari itu tumbuh menjadi cinta? Atau mereka harus mengakhiri pernikahan mereka hanya karena kegoyahan hati akan kehadiran cinta lain dalam kehidupan mereka?

Rencana hidup baru yang dibangun Agnes hancur setelah delapan tahun ia terpuruk. Kehadiran cinta pertama Agnes telah memporandakan titik kehidupannya. Tidak ada cinta, selain menyakiti Agnes dan menginginkan perempuan itu kehilangan jabatannya. Di sisi lain, Gerald Ogawa tidak akan pernah melupakan pengkhianatan Agnes, termasuk saat dirinya melihat bayi mungil dalam gendongan Agnes. Ia membalaskan rasa sakit hati dengan mempermainkan jabatan Agnes. Bisakah Agnes bertahan dengan sifat buruk Gerald yang sekarang? Sedangkan ada anak yang harus ia besarkan dengan status single parent. Lalu, bagaimana jika akhirnya satu per satu titik kehidupan tersingkap layaknya bumerang yang menghancurkan hati mereka? “Dua hati yang pernah jatuh bersama.” Instagram @jasmineeal

Aniah Carlotta Quapenco went home with the hope that she will have a peaceful and relaxing vacation but it turns out that she will have a task. After finding out that her sister is pregnant after a one-night stand with someone from Heighberg University, she did not hesitate to start The OPERATION MAHANAP ANG NAKABUNTIS KAY INAH with the goal of finding the man who impregnated her sister. But what will happen if during her operation she will be distracted by someone and will also end with Just a One Night Stand?