Naskah Stand Up Comedy Untuk Pelajar

Matapos malaman ni Mallory Natividad na ang kapatid at boyfriend niya ay may relasyon at suportado pa ito ng mga magulang niya ay naisipan niyang pumunta sa isang bar sa pag-asang makakalimutan niya ang nakita at ilabas lahat ng sakit na nararamdaman niya. Pero nagkakamali siya dahil kahit ilang baso na ang nainom niya ay hindi pa rin siya nakakalimot. Naglasing siya nang naglasing hanggang sa may lumapit sa kaniya na lalaki. Sa sobrang kalasingan niya ay hindi na siya umangal nang inaya siya nito papunta sa kung saan. May ideya na siya sa kung anong mangyayari sa kanilang dalawa pero sa halip na matakot siya ay para bang gusto niya rin ito. Ang gabi nila ay parehong nagtapos sa isang mainit at masarap nang magkasama sa iisang kama. Kinabukasan, nang makita niya ang lalaking nakasiping niya ay hindi siya makapaniwala nang nakilala niya ito. Ito ay si Cargorios Mertimor, kilala bilang isa sa pinakabata at pinakamayaman sa buong mundo— at higit sa lahat ay kilala bilang isang womanizer. Hindi niya alam kung ano ang gagawin niya kaya dali-dali na lang siyang umalis nang hindi nagigising ang lalaki. Ilang linggo lang ang nakalipas ay hindi niya inaasahan na magbubunga pala ang nangyari sa kanila at mas lalong hindi niya aakalain na magtatapong muli ang landas nila. Inaakala niyang magiging maayos lang ang lahat nang sumama siya kay Cargorios, pero hindi niya aakalain na ito na pala ang simula ng pagkagulo ng buhay niya. Hindi niya inaasahan ang natuklasan niyang plano ni Cargorios na nagpawasak sa kaniyang puso. Dahil doon ay kailangan niyang mamili. Pipiliin niya ba ang sarili niyang kasiyahan, o ang kapakanan ng kaniyang anak na nasa kaniyang sinapupunan?

After receiving the news that her husband had died during a mission, my sister-in-law collapsed from the shock. When she woke up, she'd lost her memory. She clung to my husband and refused to let go. Our husbands were twin brothers. The doctor said she couldn't be triggered, so my husband and mother-in-law sat me down and begged me to play along until she got over this. Every time I brought it up again, they shut me down. "This is only until she gets her memory back!" So I watched as my husband and his widowed sister-in-law eat, sleep, and live under the same roof. Even our daughter could only stand by and watch her cousin call him "Daddy". One day, my daughter spiked a high fever and wouldn't wake up. I begged my husband to take us to the hospital. Unexpectedly, his sister-in-law went berserk over it and threatened to kill herself. In the chaos, I was stabbed in the heart by the scissors she swung around. When I opened my eyes again, I found myself back to the day my husband agreed to play the role of a substitute husband.

WOKE UP SERIES: BOOK II I’ve been wishing to see the world end… but why do I felt this way now I see it for myself? Running as if my life depends on it, every alley and corner I turned into, I tried my best not to slip and get caught. Hah, it seems like I would pass out due to exhaustion any time soon! Never once in my life did I run away like this! Damn it! With this fat body of mine, surely there is no hope! How can a shut in person like me can even do running in laps. I thought that I was strong a while ago but it seems like I was just over reacting. Dang 'No no no noooo they will catch up on me shit!' Why did I even come in this situation in the first place!? What hell!! . . . [Day 1 Quest: Would you like to see it?]

Setelah kembarannya mendadak hilang karena menolak dijodohkan, Aluna terpaksa menuruti sang ayah untuk menjadi pengantin CEO kaya raya bernama Angga Wijaya Kusuma. Hanya saja, Aluna sendiri pun ternyata tak sanggup! Di hari pernikahan, Aluna memutuskan untuk kabur. Namun siapa sangka, Aluna justru berada dalam satu mobil dengan Angga, calon pengantin laki-lakinya?! Lantas, bagaimana nasibnya sekarang?

Karena kesalah pahaman yang terjadi akhirnya aku dinikahi dengan seorang pria lumpuh berparas tampan. Pria yang berhasil membuatku jatuh hati bersamaan dengan kekurangan yang ada padanya. Namun disebabkan oleh pernikahan itu, hidupku yang awalnya aman dan tenang kini berubah drastis, setiap hari aku harus menerima setiap hinaan serta cacian mertua dan iparku, ditambah lagi perlakuan mereka yang tidak pernah memanusiakan aku. Bingung harus mengadu pada siapa, aku hanya gadis miskin, buruk rupa yang datang dari kampung, aku merupakan wanita sebatang kara itu sebabnya mau tidak mau aku harus tetap bertahan dengan pernikahan ini. Walau pun duri-duri penderitaan terus menghujam dengan tajam, namun aku yakin bahwa penderitaanku akan menemui titik akhir. Ya, seperti yang aku katakan semua penderitaan akan berakhir, itulah yang aku harapkan saat mengetahui bahwa suamiku ternyata hanya berpura-pura lumpuh untuk menjalankan satu misi rahasia. Lantas apa yang terjadi dalam lika-liku perjalanan rumah tanggaku?

Matteo Rizzo is the heir of the Italian mafia in New York City, and he is arrogant, obnoxious and a playboy. He has a constant target on his back, as he is feared by most. No dares to cross his path, and those who do, don’t to tell the tale.Avery Miller is a college student, and on a out, she decides to let her hair down and enjoy herself after her of six years dumps her for her roommate. Avery and Matteo cross each other’s paths, and he becomes obsessed with the goddess that used him for her own satisfaction and disappeared in the middle of the . always come back for more, expect her.

Chloe Miler, a naïve young woman, waits shyly to spend Valentine's Day with her boyfriend, but is betrayed on that day when she witnesses him entangled in bed with her own sister. Chloe's heart is broken when her heartfelt love for him is trampled on in an instant. *** Lionel Williams, the mysterious billionaire, the top of the pyramid, is handsome as hell. His eyes are set high, but he is drugged, has a one-night stand with a strange woman, and is humiliated by that unknowing woman with her money! His instincts tell him it's not that simple, and he's going to find her out!

She wanted to save her purity for the man she loved for five years but mistakenly gave it to the wrong person, and even became pregnant with his child. The engagement was called off, and she disappeared for five years. When Flora returned, she had decided on a fresh start. But unexpectedly, she encountered that man again—Matthew Charles, the father of her two children and now her boss. Even more surprising, Matthew turned out to be the best friend of Patrick Jones—her former fiancé, who had been searching for her for the past five years. When the three of them met, it felt like everything was just beginning...

Di pesta kantor, karena ASI-ku merembes, aku pun diincar oleh bos suamiku. Dia menekanku ke dinding dengan tampang tamak, lalu mengabaikan perlawananku dan langsung menyingkap atasanku. Dia ingin aku menjadi ibu susu di rumahnya.Dalam kesepian malam yang tak berujung, aku akhirnya tidak dapat mengendalikan diri lagi dan mengeluarkan mainanku. Bosku malah diam-diam naik ke ranjangku dan berbisik dengan nada menggoda, “Aku mau minum ASI-mu.” Setelahnya, aku pun terjerumus. Namun, kenyataannya tidak sesederhana yang kubayangkan.

My husband's first love, the woman he had once idolized, had left him for a powerful and influential school bully. Years later, she found herself in the midst of a bitter divorce and in need of a lawyer. And who else but my husband, now an accomplished attorney, ended up back in her orbit? As he moved toward her once more, I decided it was time to step aside. After all, there was no stopping someone determined to chase after a lost cause.