Nemo Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“ For real ? “ said Jack . Massimo nodded his head , making Jack grin . “ Woah…….To think she even threw herself in the pool just to not give in to you ? I am more shocked at how you didn’t skin her alive after you came out of the pool . Oh , I so wish I was at the scene to see you bro . I would have even paid one million just to see that scene of yours falling in the pool because of the air ballon mascot . Ha ha ha ha ! “ said Jack laughing , trying to imagine the scene .

Then I realized he was referring to Zen. "What about him, Noah?" "You know, sometimes the Knight in Shining armour is actually a retard in tin foil," he quoted some random quote and I stifled my laughter. "You opened my eyes Noah, thank you!" "Your very welcome," he remarked and I threw my head back and laughed hysterically like he had cracked some joke. I barely had any control over my actions because my head was spinning wildly. "I guess you don't like Zen?" I teased and he grunted some profanities under his breath.

"Thanks, girl. You're always so supportive. By the way, how's your date going? Are you getting ready?" Nessa replied, "Yeah, I'm getting ready now. I'm so nervous! What if I trip and fall or say something stupid?" I laughed. "Nessa, you're going to be fine! Just be yourself and have fun. Remember, it's okay to make mistakes. That's what makes life interesting, right?" Nessa sent me a laughing emoji. "You're right, as always. Thanks for the advice, Alexa. I'll try to relax and enjoy myself."

“You don’t know what you are talking about dude. Kenny is clean and also one of the most pretty in the junior class” “You are crazy Ne. you probably are crazy” Jake mumbled. “Talk to me man, what happened over there” “Good. She said to me that she likes playing with her pussy all the time and she got a dick that she sucks and licks all the time. Only whores say such things Nel okay?” he narrated angrily but Nelson stirred up a laughing scene. “What’s funny here Nel, I just told you what I heard from her mouth and you are laughing at me. Is that it?”

Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

I use air quotes emphasizing pet names. "Oh did she sweetheart?" his smirk gets bigger. "Do I need to file another complaint or will you stop acting like a child?" "I don't think that is the proper tone when speaking to your boss" Nayel grins showing off his white perfect teeth. "You're unbelievable" I mumble flickers of amusement light up in his eyes at my irritated huff.

He does that sometimes to make me feel better. I put on my best fake southern accent. “We weren't aiming for ya, but I doubt I woulda come to your funeral!” “Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?” He grins and I laugh out loud. “Okay.. what's happening here? What am I missing?” Morana asks, looking between us. We do this sometimes. We just start randomly talking in movie dialogue to each other. It is just a thing we do. “He was quoting my favorite movie to me.” I tell her, but she continues to look at me blankly. First off, how can anyone not recognize the lines?

"Oh God, is any of you capable of answering a simple yes or no question in less than 45 seconds ?" Ami was looking from Connor to Josh. They had finished eating and sat relaxing with a glass of wine, Chris and Josh had been telling a lot of stories from the set of their new movie. Chris laughed heartily. "No, none of them has understood the art of being brief and to the point, I don't know who is worst". "Josh, definitely Josh, because he will give you some Shakespeare quote or something else clever or he answers you in french and makes everyone else feel inferior". Connor said grinning. “At least people don’t need a dictionary to understand me”.

he retorted back to her. Somito let out another growl from his throat, even angrier than the last. But Nomo didn't bat an eye. "You're just trying to provoke me," he said. "Don't be such a narcissist. That's just a happy side effect," Nomo quipped, turning back to Sofia. There was a faint, crooked smile on his lips that impacted her a heck of a lot more than it was supposed to, especially when a sultry darkness crept into his eyes. "In any case, that's for her to say, isn't it?"

Nero's gaze nearly burns the side of my face, so I stop gawking over the beautiful room and scoff, "You don't bother to be the bigger person, do you?" For a moment, I almost allow myself to feel pride for the sudden question. Nero appears puzzled but soon comes to his senses and shrugs, "Sometimes you have to take a day off from being the bigger person. Occasionally, I love to go out there and be the asshole I was born to be."