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,Rilee said.
“What are you saying?I don’t want to play with you or be with you because I want you dead!”,Ank said harshly.
“Why are you like that?”,Rilee asked.
“You don’t understand my dear”,Ank said.
“Once upon a time,there was a group of fisherman,correction,wealthy fishermen.Then there’s a powerful shark that destroys everything that’s why these fishermen get angry,”Ank started to tell a story.
“They get nets to trap the shark but it’s not enough,it’s useless so they need to think of another way.They’ve used a bait,a child to catch their prey.They--”Ank continued but Rilee stopped her.
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Her Shield in the Shadows
I walked over to inspect the fish he was goggling at.
"Which ones?" I asked, looking through the glass.
Dominic stepped closer to my side, pointing at a specific spot. "Those two tilapia right there, they look like they're kissing. Maybe they realized their days are numbered, so they're making the most out of every single second," he joked, pouting his lips like a disappointed child.
I burst into laughter, placing my hands on my hips as I turned to face him.
"What if those two aren't even each other's legal partners?" I bantered back. Dominic’s eyes widened to the size of saucers, and he let out a dramatic gasp, clapping a hand over his mouth.
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The Empress and the Alpha
"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining.
Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile.
“Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked.
“What?” Szan asked.
“Ouch.”
Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough.
One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.
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From criminal to CEO's wife
after all, damn nostalgia!
No, illusion!
He viciously gritted his teeth, indignation incomparable, but his voice is incomparably frivolous up: "Good ah, big fish and meat are used to eating, occasionally see a clown show is also good."
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Irresistible Boss: Succumbing to Your Touch
"Why the hell little goldfish?"
"Boss! Help me out!" Anderson asked, but I was already laughing. "Because I didn't know what to do and I made a huge pucker and the girl spread around school that I looked like a little goldfish," he explained and I started laughing, I couldn't contain my laughter, I had to lean against my car to laugh.
"Oh, I want to see this little pucker!" Rubens teased and we laughed even more.
"Would it have killed you to let it go, little tiger?" he asked Giovanna, who gave him a mischievous little smile.
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A Dangerous Atrophy
‘Who says that I don’t have the guts to hop on a carousel?
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“Fishing. Let’s fish for some small fishes.”
“I don’t want to…” ‘go…’
“You’re bad at bumper cars and you don’t have the guts to take the carousel, but you can’t possibly be bad at fishing too, can you?”
“Let’s compete, Mr. Soros. Let’s see who can get more fishes.”
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“Rollercoaster… Forget about the rollercoaster. It’s so boring. I’d rather race on the highway in my car by myself. That’ll be even more exciting than this. Let’s go. We won’t ride this.”
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Born Again
Not even one supported me, all they did was to give me problems- not solutions, yet I came to the outside home world for solutions- not problems.
I guess this world isn’t meant for people like me.
Albert Einstein once said that one should never judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree because that fish will live its whole life believing that it is stupid and useless. So I put friends in the spotlight, not only do they make a fish climb a tree but also make them climb down and do a 10mile run.
Now tell me friends, are you proud of the things you have done? Making millions of children believe that their stupid, useless, and even worse, you steal their dreams by brainwashing them as much as
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Redeemed By The Alpha
At some point, I had to let them go so he could hear them, yes; the tension of laughter has been building in me ever since I asked him if, he was going to throw me to the sharks.
"Hahaha! Why are you laughing? You must be dreaming, you funny fellow! There are no sharks in that tiny spring. Hey, come on, stop dreaming of the impossible!" His sense of humour caused more laughter among us.
"Okay then, fine! I agree with you on that, there are no sharks, I accepted. Now, what about alligators? Are there no alligators in that spring? Are you going to deny that also?"
"No, I won't deny that which is why I'm going to feed you to them. I think you will make a good meal for them, what do you think ab
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CAMPUS CRUSH
Kola said as he got up and walked out.
BACK TO PRESENT.
I almost laughed out. That was totally Kola.
"Have never seen a cruel guy like him! He even insulted her" Kenny said frowning.
"I don't know why you are crying, there are plenty fish in the sea" Lizzy said moving to her own bed.
"I only want this fish" Fisayo croaked.
Mary burst into laughter immediately.
"Only this fish? Then let me advice you, just go to School for the nuns. Wanting only this fish is the same as wanting to stay single. I don't understand you, this fish cannot belong to you, why can't you accept it!" Mary said.
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Entrapped by a mafia lord: Let me go!
Fish brain mouth lash her and i didn't know when i burst out laughing and the waiter stood there embarrassed looking down, she is really a Savage and so funny.
"That's harsh, you went too far fish brain" I muttered when i was done laughing and she shot me a glare and i felt like pulling her eyes out, can't she talk without making use of her eyes. She pointed what she wants from the waiter and the waiter left our table looking so angry.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Laughter is one of life's greatest gifts, and sharing funny quotes with friends is like passing around little doses of joy. One of my all-time favorites is from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy': 'The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42.' It's absurdly brilliant and always gets a chuckle. Another gem is from Terry Pratchett: 'The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.' His wit is unmatched.
Then there's the classic from 'Friends': 'We were on a break!' It’s hilarious how such a simple line became iconic. For something more relatable, I love Mark Twain’s 'I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.' Dark humor at its finest. Sharing these with friends always sparks fun conversations and reminds us not to take life too seriously.
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