One Direction Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

he said, a smile spreading across his face. I had to keep myself from laughing. “My night is already pretty great,” I lied, taking another sip of the beer. “I doubt you can top it.” “You know…” he said, there was more humor in his tone. “It’s dangerous for a pretty thing like you to be wandering around alone.” I had to bite my lip to keep from bursting into laughter. That was his pickup line? Seriously? “I’m not so delicate,” I told him. “Why don’t you prove it,” he said, pushing another beer in my direction.

* - *Mason* I smiled at his attempt at flirting. *that was so cheesy. haha* - *Me* *oh you haven't seen cheesy* - *Mason* I raised my brow and seconds later , another text came in. *Is it just me, or do you make every room you enter instantly brighter?* - *Mason* I laughed out loud at this. *hahaha. did you just G****e this?* - *Me* *I don't have to G****e pickup lines , Dahlia. I'm just naturally good.* - *Mason*

I don't know why, but every time I look into your eyes I see a thousand falling shooting stars and yes I love you. "Will you be mine?" He presented his soothing charming smile with a platinum design as always I'm lost in deep black. I'll just sweep you off your feet and fix you with my love. My only one, There's no one else. My only one, There's no one else. You are my only one. It's just there no one else. Oh oh, my only one.

His body is warm, just enough to make me stop from shivering. "Is that work?" I asked in a small voice, careful that the person on the other line might hear it. Uno touched my back in an up and down motion, making me lean my head against his chest. The usual mixture of musk and manly perfume invaded my nose as I sniffed on his shirt. "Yeah..." he kissed the side of my forehead. "Yes, just send me the details. I need to hang up, my wife is already tired." "Of course not! It's already time to sleep, dude!" His shoulders shake and his eyes sounded a bit disappointed. Seems like the man in the other line teased him or something so maybe they are close to each other, huh?

Ayo: The sun is for the light, The Moon is for the night, And you are for the rest of my life Feyi: Yea, no. The rhyming words are amazing but this isn't even cheesy, talk less of cringy. Ayo: I'm not trying to woo you Fey, trust me. I could do that without the use of the internet 😉. Just showing you horrible pick up lines I found on some lame website Feyi: Suuurrreee Ay, show me the better ones you can come up with...

A lustful smirk appeared at the corners of his lips, as his gaze lingered on my bosom. “Oh stop it! Stop staring at me that way, Mr CEO!” I teased. “What if I don't?” “Then, I won't let you have the dinner I prepared for you.” “How about I have you for dinner instead?” I was silenced by his wits. With mouth agape, my eyes popped like they'll fall out of their sockets, while I covered my widely opened mouth with my palm. Still reeling from the shock of his unexpected raunchy pick-up line, I heard him say,

Girls are crazy about them, they have had quite a few concerts and I have watched a lot videos of them on YouTube. "Take a picture. It'll last longer" He winked. "Please don't start with the pick up lines" I rolled my eyes. "Whatever" He rolled his eyes and leaned on the counter too. We both talk for the next 10 minutes. We caught up on the things we missed and laughed. "Oh yeah! How can I forget. The girls and I got suits for you and the boys yesterday" I smiled. "Really?" He smiled. "Yup" I said popping the P "You can try it when everyone is awake" I said.

Grayson’s hoarse voice came through the line. He seemed not to have noticed the caller ID. My voice was rough as my chest ached faintly. “It’s Waylon.” He immediately seemed to understand, then let out a crooked, wicked smile. “Oh, Waylon. Camelia’s right next to me. She didn’t have her phone just now. I’ll hand it to her.” Soon, Camelia’s gentle voice came through the phone. “Waylon? Why did you suddenly call me?”

This facility offered us a second shot at a life we had worked so hard to create. I picked up my phone off the counter, thinking I would see a text from either Vanessa or Kyle, who were both contentedly adjusting to their new lifestyles, but the screen displayed something different. an unidentified number. I opened the message and felt sick to my stomach: "Did you believe that forever would be simple?" I felt my blood chill. Before I could comprehend the contents, I received a second message with a single picture. On our patio, taken just minutes earlier, it was us.

“And if I fail to give you 100 chemistry pickup lines?” “I will get to that later so do we have a deal?” “Yeah, I guess we do.” Dwight said as he brought his hand for a handshake. And that’s how my problems started, I thought he wouldn’t actually give me a 100 pickup lines, because for a while, he kept quiet and I thought I was victorious, hell I was already making planes of what I will tell him to do, but I didn’t know that he was just getting ready, now we are on number 84 and I have never been so frustrated since that holdup in traffic five years ago in Senegal. I already told him to stop, but his smart reply was we had a deal…. I made a deal with the fucking devil.