One Direction Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

They smirk and raise their coated fingers, then dip them into their mouths. “Fuck, Miss,” the second one growls, the vein in his neck visible. “You taste like marshmallows.“ “Oh… Moon,” the first one says calmly, shaking his head as he savours the sweet taste of me. “I really want to eat you down there.“ I do not respond, but my heart swells at their compliment. 'Beep. Beep.' The shrill sound of a phone breaks the moment. “Who the fuck is that?“ the first one spits, his voice thick with irritation. “It is better be someone important.“ He stands and walks towards the couch where the phone is.

The first song was ‘Live while we’re young’ by One Direction. I know it’s weird but I fucking love the song. “Let’s go crazy, crazy Till we see the sun I know we only met but let’s pretend it’s love And never never never stop for anyone Tonight let’s get some and live while we’re young.” I sang along to them. Camilla laughed at me real hard. “Damn! Bad boy Ballo is a directioner.” I rolled my eyes at her. “I like one song. That hardly makes me hard of the fandom.” I argued.

T‌he women were laughing, touchi‌ng hi⁠s ar‍m, whi‍spering things he di⁠dn’‌t pu⁠sh away. Eve‌lyn’s chest ache‌d so deeply i⁠t burned. She turned to leave, needing air—nee‍ding space—when s‌he hea⁠rd on‌e o⁠f them giggle: “You’re too handsome t‍o‍ be tied down.” ⁠ Lucas s⁠mir⁠ked. “Who sa⁠id I’m tied down?” Ev‌elyn fro⁠ze. So‍mething fragile inside‌ he‍r cracked.

| Or, | Are you water? No. Why? Because I can drink Sprite all day every day, but you’re the only one that can quench my thirst. | Or, | Are you the sea? No. Why? Because I feel dizzy when I’m in your arms but when I’m gazing at you, I feel calm. | Those are my own humble creation and here are some sciencey pick-up lines I collated from the Net (which, thankfully, is back at my imaginary fingertips): | Are you the square root of negative one?

With a smaller audience next time? I hit send and squeezed my eyes shut. How was it Lincoln could flirt and express his feelings over text, but not in person? Maybe I should start all conversations with him via text in the future. Tall, Dark & My Boyfriend: If it’s bad, I don’t want to be good. I legit squealed like a preteen girl at a One Direction concert in the restaurant bathroom when I read his reply. Before he could change his mind and go silent on me, I thumbed out a response.

I leaned to his shoulder and smiled. "I love you.. a lot Kenneth Domanco.. Nicholas Lemiere." I said. "You're mean to me Chloe but I still can't say that word." "I know.” "I remembered when Leo my brother said about how to hit girls.. He teached me a few pick up lines and when I thought about it now that's the stupidest thing that he ever told me.” He chuckled and I'm happy hearing him trying to tell me about his life. "What did he teach you?" "This 'You're beautiful like the sun in the sky.. can I get your number?'. That's the stupidest pick up line ever.” He laughed and I chuckled.

Jake whispered, nibbling my earlobes. “Hey,” Matt butted in. “No funny business under my watch kids.” Our laughter filled the confines of Rover because of what Matt had muttered. Matt, being Matt, decided to educate us about contraceptives and what effect it had on our bodies. Mel found a way to shut him up, though. She played our favorite One Direction song, ‘One thing’, making our ears perk up. We sang on top of our lungs, and even Jake covered his ears from our cracked voices.

He took a swig out of the bottle before addressing her again. "I'm sorry, I know that's not much of a pickup line, but it is the truth. You are absolutely stunning. And I know this is incredibly forward, but the truth is I hate playing games so I'm just gonna put this out there. If you are interested, I would love nothing more than to spend the night fucking you senseless." Destiny nearly choked on her martini. Was this guy serious? She stared at him in disbelief. "Are you joking with me? You can't really expect that to work, can you? I don't even know you."

The lights hit him just right—sweaty curls, flushed cheeks, that casual confidence that made him look untouchable. “Thanks for coming out tonight,” he said into the mic, voice smooth and low and maybe a little smug. “You guys are insane. We love you.” The place went nuts. Ellie shrieked beside me like we were at a One Direction reunion tour. Teddy let the noise simmer before speaking again. “And to everyone who’s followed us since the beginning—especially our ride-or-die fans—this next one’s for you. It’s an original.” His eyes lifted, and for a second, they landed on me again.

“We need to be careful. It seems easy enough, but it depends on how the girls react. We have to steer the conversation just right.” “Okay, I’ll keep my visions open for their reactions.” He nodded. “If you can do that, then you should do that with tonight's flirting, too. Think of what to say and then see how it plays out. Find the pick up line you know will work on them. Dude, honestly, that’s perfect. You can see if you’re going to mess up with what you say. How have you not been using your visions this way?” I asked, surprised I hadn’t thought of this sooner.