Novel & Cerita Patawa Jokes Tagalog

Ang buhay ni Alecia ay parang giyera. Kailangan magsakripisyo kundi'y may mawawala. Sa tanang buhay niya'y lumaki siyang mag-isa, natutong tumayo sa kanyang sariling mga paa at mabuhay ng tahimik sa malaking mansyon. Wala ni isang sumubok makipagkaibigan sa kanya o lumapit man lang dahil lahat ng nakakasalamuha niya'y tinatawag siyang mangkukulam o 'di kaya'y demonyo. Totoo kaya ang akusa ng mga tao sa kanya? Totoo kaya ang usap-usapan na isa siyang demonyo o mangkukulam? Ano kaya ang nasa likod ng mga kwentong ito? Gusto mong malaman? Halika at sabay tayong buklatin ang kwento ng isang babaeng pinagkaitan ng saya sa mundo.

Fern Erica ''Bibay'' Macabait. She has an angelic face but her attitude was just like a balsam apple. She's always been bad. A spoiled bratinella and a certified maldita. She finds her life as very boring and wanted to enjoy first her glorious life. What if one day she's being challenged by her friend Magdalena to seduce the ruthless yet dazzling billionaire engineer named Tobias Hunter Pitrovich? And at this point, she won the challenge but, she never knew that she's already fell on his trap. Can Macabait freed herself from Pitrovich's trap? Or she will forever trapped on engineer's arms? Then, read the story of a spoiled bratinella and a ruthless engineer entitled ''Trapped in Engineer's Arms".

"Bakit ang dungis mo na naman? Tanong ni Marilyn sa pamangkin. Mula nang mamatay ang mga magulang ng bata, siya na ang kumupkop dito, naging pangalawang ina siya ng bata. "Si Dolly po kasi, sabi ko sa kanya ayoko maglaro pero nagalit siya." Tukoy ng bata sa hawak na manika. Nasundan naman ng tingin ni Marilyn ang manikang hawak nito, pero dahil walong taon palang ang kanyang pamangkin ay sinawalang bahala niya ang mga sinasabi ng bata. "Anong ginagawa ni Dolly kapag nagagalit siya?" Sinakyan ni Marilyn ang sinabi ni Maya. "Minsan tita nagpapalit po kami, minsan ako ang nasa loob ng kahon para maging manika at siya naman ay magiging tao." Naguluhan si Marilyn sa sinabi ng pamangkin, natatawang ginulo niya ang mahabang buhok nito. Ngunit isang araw ay muli niyang nakita ang isang maputing batang babae, hawak nito ang kahon kung saan nilalagay niya ang manika ni Maya. Pinagsabihan ni Marilyn ang batang babae sa pag-aakalang kukunin nito ang manika ng pamangkin niya. Pinaalis niya ang batang babae, ngumiti lang ito sa kanya. Ngiting nagbigay ng kaba sa sa dibdib ni Marilyn. Inilapag ng batang babae ang kahon at mabilis na itong tumakbo palabas ng gate. Ngunit ganoon na lamang ang hilakbot na nadarama ni Marilyn nang buksan niya ang kahon at makita ang isang manika na nasa loob. "Hindi ito totoo, Maya!"

Never did Amarah imagine that she'll become a mistress of a multi-billionaire man. She refused Montreal's offer before only to find herself later giving him the answer he want. The job is simple. She doesn't need to satisfy his lust. All she needs to do is to pissed the legal wife and make her let go of his husband. Despite being disgusted by her role, Amarah has no intention to stop. She'll make the wife suffer. She'll make Montreal pay for downgrading her. She'll rise and make everyone who was involved in her mother's death pay for their crime. She's the billionaire's mistress and she won't stop untill she get even.

SOMEONE'S TORTURING ME Olivia despised married people who cheated on thier better half, especially women. But she has no idea na mangyayari din 'yon sa kanya. She doesn't see it coming.. the man from her past, Johann Estevez. Ang lalaking dapat sana ay siyang magiging asawa niya. She met him before her husband Nike. Kaya sadyang mapaglaro ang tadhana, sinusubukan siya kung hanggang saan ang paniniwala niya in the world of a married couple. She's torn between responsibilities and love. Who would she choose? Her husband that is sometimes ignoring her but because of their child, she chooses not to mind him and continues being a good wife? Or someone who keeps on torturing her by what she missed and who keeps on making her feel what love really is?

She's hurt and hunted of what happened in the past, will she let it eat her alive or let go and let herself fall in love again?

"All I know is a simple name, and everything has changed." A teenage girl named Althea May Yocson, a 'no boyfriend since birth' type. A girl who never experienced a relationship ever since birth and also the one who has never been in love before. She is very intelligent and is also a scholar in their school. As she enters third year high school, there's this someone whom she met. He keeps on messing with her, teasing her. And she tries her best to avoid him. But one day, she found herself falling in love with him. And, falling in love with someone never crossed her mind. Everything has changed when she found herself falling in love with him. She still doubts about her feelings, is this merely infatuation or true love?

Like any other student who dreams to study in SEU, Nathalie is one of those, a girl who dreams to be a doctor. She always has this point of view that makes her realize that there isn't always a bright side. She's been consumed by the darkness ever since her first heartbreak. She thought she could go around peacefully in the uni. Not until, Luke Daniel Ferrer. The playboy famous for his looks. That one kind of guy she never dreamed to encounter. The type of person who would play with girls' feelings. Paano kung isang pagpapanggap ang magmumulat sa mata nilang dalawa.. na hindi pala buong pagkatao ang makikita kapag first impression ang basis.. What if they fall.. Will they stand up? Will he change for her? Or will she be able to keep him safe from her dark past..

The journey to hell starts with the happiness within our smiley face, unexpected the fear after. The place that we've to expect as paradise was wrong cause there is no paradise after our first step and the sad part there is no turning back after you enter the gate of mystery and fear. We've locked in this place and we don't know what we will gonna go to, we're like screaming dead and no one listens.

When Meriah Buenavidez - a rich, young woman studying in a prestigious university bumped to a student participant that happens to be in their school for a competition to represent their university - James dela Vega, Meriah thought that it is a very unlucky day for her. Katulad ng frappe na natapon sa kanila, malamig at malagkit ang titig nila sa isa't isa. The thread of patience Meriah was holding back snapped. Her anger exploded in front of everyone. Kumawala sa mga labi niya ang mga salitang mas magpapainit sa sitwasyong kinabibilangan nila. Meriah didn't expect that after a year, her family will face a complication that will leave her no choice. Transferring to a public school is the last thing Meriah would do but she needed to. Seeing James in his all uniform in the university where she transferred makes it worst. If the students would know what happened between them a year ago, it is the end of her - that's what she thinks.