Patawa Jokes Tagalog Romane & Geschichten

Saki is a self-proclaimed future Mrs. Ducani. Wala siyang pakialam kung ilusyonada ang tingin ng lahat sa kanya dahil malakas ang paniniwala niyang ang ganda niya ay hinulma para sa isang Ducani. She was sure of it. Kung hindi rin lang Ducani ang apelyido ng lalakeng manliligaw sa kanya ay ligwak kaagad. Not until she met "Kanor". Ang gwapong janitor sa Ducani Empire at ang asungot na madalas siyang sabihang hindi niya dapat pangarapin ang magkakapatid na Klinn, Krei, Keeno, at Keios. Bwisit siya sa pagsasampal nito ng katotohanang cannot be reached ang magkakapatid pero hindi niya inasahang mahuhulog siya rito. Hindi na nga siya nakabingwit ng isang Ducani. Nainlove pa siya sa isa ring pobreng gaya niya. Will she hold on to her belief that she's made for a Ducani and only for a Ducani? O kakainin niya ang pride para kay Kanor?

Si Angelyca Eunice Monteverde ay isang old fashion lady, may makapal na salamin sa mga mata at palaging nakapusod ang mahabang buhok. Solong anak siya at lumaking halos ang yaya lamang nito ang kasa-kasama sa bahay dahil palaging abala ang mga magulang sa kanilang negosyo. Nakilala si Harry Clyde Romualdez. Anak ng business partner ng kaniyang mga magulang. Noong una ay puno lamang ng pagtataka ang kaniyang nasa isip dahil may mga tanong ang mga magulang nila tungkol sa kani-kanilang estado pagdating Habang tumatagal ay naging magkaibigan sina Clyde at Angel. Nakilala ng dalaga ang lalaki na noon ay mayroon pa lang nobya—si Kyla. Ngunit dahil sa hindi inaasahang pangyayari, nakipaghiwalay si Clyde rito. Nang ganap na maging malaya ay kaagad na pinormahan at niligawan nito si Angel na noon ay may lihim nang pagkakagusto rito. Ayaw pa nga nito aminin nung una pero dahil sa napansin ng kaniyang bestfriend na si Trisha ang bawat reaksyon ni Angel, na sa tuwing magkikita at magkakausap ang dalawa ay napagtanto nilang nahuhulog na nga ito rito. Naging sila pero maraming hadlang. Isa roon ang katotohanang dati pa lang magkasintahan sina Clyde at Trisha na piniling ilihim na lang ito kay Angel. Ngunit sadyang mapagbiro ang tadhana. Si Loisha ay hindi sinasadyang narinig ang pinag-uusapan ng dalawa kaya nakahanap ito ng ibubutas para magkahiwalay sina Angel at Clyde. Nagtagumpay ito dahil labis na nasaktan ang dalaga lalo na nang malaman nitong naghalikan sina Clyde at Loisha noong araw na makipaghiwalay ito rito. Mapapatawaba ito ni Angel? Ano ang mangyayari sa kanilang dalawa gayong puno ng galit ang puso ng dalaga para sa Clyde?

"Nakalimutan man ng isip ko ang pangalan mo, ang lahat ng tungkol sa iyo ngunit alam kong ang pagtibok ng puso ko ang magpapaalala nito sa akin, sa iyo." -Rojainnah Scheiner - Frostier He is a calm devil waiting for his turn to strangle people to death but he can be an angel for the sake of his amnesiac wife. Rojainna Scheiner-Frostier suffered from retrograde amnesia where she can't remember anything from her past. Including her husband, the crowned fearless billioniare and her brother. Maalala pa kaya niya kung sino siya sa tulong ng asawa o tuluyan nang ibaon sa limot ang lahat?

Charity was convicted with murder and was sent to jail for ten years. Pinalaki niya ang anak sa loob ng kulungan bago ito kinuha na lang ng basta-basta sa kanya. Ten years later, nakalabas na siya ng kulungan at sinundo ng isang matalik na kaibigan. That's where she will find the children that she once raised and the lover she once left. Simula nun ay unti-unti ng bumalik ang nakaraang ayaw na niyang balikan. Mula sa pinatay niya, sa mga anak niya, sa pamilya, at kung paano niya lahat yun nalampasan. Will the ex-convict really find her peace and start a new beginning?

Cathalina Franches Valeria is a well known Superior-Agent in Italy. She trained well and she's capable of doing that. She's a Super International Model that every man flocked their feet on her, but despite of being a Valeria Heir. She's a miserable one and broken hearted woman. Until Director gave her a mission. A mission that will change her life. A mission that can lead her path to Mafia Heir. A mission that can tell to herself that her heart is in danger and a mission to Guard The Mafia Heir.

A hater or you can call her a basher. She hates musicians but in the other hand music is her healer. Past will forever be there, but you have to focus on what will happen in present and future. Hope you will learn something from her.

Prem is a Tourism Management student in Ateneo de Iligan who faces problems in her family but not until she found herself sick which also leads in meeting Isia an Architecture student.

Si Jom Tan ay isang mag-aaral ng Architecture sa Kaicheng University. Kilala siya bilang cold, snob at masungit na lalaki sa kanilang eskwelahan. Bagamat masungit ay may itinatago rin itong kabaitan. Si Clowie Trugillo naman ay isang mag-aaral ng Fashion Design sa Senwell University. She is known to be the soft-hearted and kind-hearted person. She is also an Artist, she was once held an exhibit for her arts. Isang araw, nagtagpo ang mga landas nila. She was being friendly to him but he just ignored her. Pero hindi iyon ang dahilan para hindi siya magustuhan ni Clowie. Jom was the reason why Clowie transferred to Kaicheng University. In that school, nakilala si Clowie bilang isang spoiled brat na walang ibang ginawa kung hindi ang magpapansin kay Jom. She has many haters on that school but she was thankful she got to meet her only friend, Jeane. Napaka-pursigido ni Clowie na makuha ang loob ni Jom. She supported him in every ways she can. She doesn't care about what people say around her kahit pa nagmumukha na siyang tanga at kawawa. Not until, nakita niya si Jom na nagpropose kay Jelly, ang childhood sweetheart nito. She's badly hurt emotionally. That same day, she was invited to an event. She didn't know she'd be in big trouble that would make Jom loathe her. Mamahalin pa kaya ni Jom si Clowie? Mapapatawad pa kaya siya nito kung sarado na ang puso't isipan ng binata? Let's find out by reading their story!

Hover was smitten by Harmony Ducani the first time he met her. He found himself getting closer and closer to her as a friend until she started showing signals that she's feeling the same way, too. Everything was okay. They already made plans to go abroad and study at the same college, ngunit sa gitna ng isang hapunan kasama ang kanyang pamilya, isang bagay ang napagtanto ni Hover. His foster sister has a thing for him. And he was just too denial to admit he has feelings for her, too.

Teardrops start to fall every time I remember my dad. He didn't just left me with a broken heart but also a crocked life. I grew up to be a very timid girl, palaging binubully at pinagmamalupitan ng mundo. Every time I wake up, I always wonder when will I feel at ease in life? Yung tipong I can be who I want to be and have what I want kagaya ng twin brother ko, sumalangit nawa... He is enjoying the life as a solo child thanks to my mom! Kung sana lang things happened differently baka buhay donya rin ako at walang mangaapi at manglalait sakin! Buong buhay ko, wala na akong ibang ginusto kundi ang matanggap ako bilang ako. Well, I'm not ugly naman and darn! My smiles can melt a man's frozen heart pero joke lang naman 'to kasi NBSB pala ako.. ha ha ha I can have his life, why not? I want to have his life and enjoy everything that he had... I am still the daughter of our father! I'm Izel Sezin and I promise to do the switch!