Peeps Novels & Stories

0 2 The Prime I WAS seated at the far end of the cafeteria. My arms laid on the table, spread around my lunch tray. Peace engulfed me— 'Baby shark' blared out of the speakers of my phone, causing me to panic and grab it. At least, I tried to. It bounced around in my hands before I caught it with both hands, grinning stupidly at no one in particular. The students around me didn't seem to care, they just chatted away like nothing had happened. I exhaled and cursed myself for setting a lunch alarm then turned it off completely and grasping it in one hand.

Ethan turned and glared at him. 'Suzanne O'Izzy and Kyle Quole.' The Tifex annouced again. Shane rolled his eyes but his mother leaned in and yelled, 'Go Baby!' She continued to cheer Suzanne on loudly. Her dad's eyes were firmly fixed on her as she listened to what her team mates were telling her. He watched as she took deep breaths and he frowned in disapproval at her cowardly gestures.

he growled after paying. “You forgot something” we turned to see Pierre; the poor man was carrying all the bags “The underwear is missing.” "Ah, fuck,” Alex groaned, squeezing my hand even more. Pierre started laughing as he guided us to "La perla", the most beautiful underwear store I had ever seen. “Don't these people know what cotton is?” mumbled Alex annoyed “These clothes are transparent allover” "Hey, Abbie, check this out." I looked confused at the diaphanous "cloth” that Pierre was showing me, just a triangle of black cloth held by three strips.

My sister, Bethany, prefers to be called Bee or Bumblebee. “Come in.” I’m just glad she’s the type to knock. As she opens the door, I see her walk in with her all time favorite outfit. I know it well because she has many pairs of the yellow and black bumblebee striped socks and the black short-shorts. The white shirt she wore with it was new though. “You’ll never guess what I heard at school today about your school.” She smirks, “Let me guess,” Axel chips in, “, we’re a bunch of stuck up loons?” Bee laughs, but only because she’s developed a crush on him.

"Come on, dear, just say the name. I'll give you an expo. It starts with a 'P'" "Pecker, Pee-Pee, Prick, Plonker!" she said quickly. All these words started with a 'P'. He wouldn't be able to refute her now. "Um, the stuff you listed all mean something different. Add wood to the first word, and you have woodpecker. And 'Pee-pee' has two meanings. One, the sound of a car horn imitated by a child, and the second is the word a child says for his organ of urination. Mine does more than produce pee. It also produces warm, delicious milk of love..."

Ace's eyes move towards a laughing jack, he walks towards him and jack notices him. " here comes the pussy, " Jack says and he laughs at his remarks. " Ace, " Andrew calls and hands Ace his sunglasses. Jack was peeking at them in curiosity. Ace grabs it and backs away. " get up, " Andrew demand while looking at jack. Jack chuckles and looks at his friends while standing. " Aw, you brought your buddy, " Jack says while looking at Ace. His friends are laughing like idiots. Let's say that Jack was all purple and blue after about five minutes.