Fifty Shades Of Ugly
"I told him we could do something he likes, and he said we can also do what I like, but I don't care about what I like. As long as I get to be with him, it doesn't matter."
Penelope's eyes widened, and she sniffed, her voice filled with emotion. "Seeing you like this, Arc..."
"Don't cry," Arc warned, his voice soft with concern.
Penelope chuckled, her eyes shining with amusement. "I won't."
"I know who can help," she said, a mischievous glint in her eye.
Arc raised an eyebrow. "Who?"
"A band of very nice old ladies," Penelope replied, her fingers flying across her phone's screen.