Novel & Cerita Perverted Jokes

He trails off, wiggling his eyebrows again, and making me smile a bit. “You’re still a pervert,” I accuse more or less jokingly, trying to change the subject, and he looks at me in mock disbelief, barely restraining himself from laughing. “I am the pervert? You’re the ones that dream about fucking and shit like that, not me!” He exclaims loudly, looking at me as if he’s hurt and flabbergasted, and I quickly look around to see if someone heard his loud teasing, and to my relief, no one did.

CyberPerv: “Holy hell YES. You’ve been gone for DAYS. We thought you died.” D1ldoKing: “Or got married and left us all.” I laughed, low and husky, letting my lips barely brush the mic. The vibrations alone probably made half of them dizzy. “Worse,” I said, smiling to myself. “I was busy being a very bad girl.” The chat went absolutely feral. IYKYK: “NO WAY YOU GOT LAID???” FreakBeard: “You look like you got spiritually rearranged. Who’s the lucky bastard?”

This guy is so annoying, I feel so bad for your future wife but I am your wife right now so I feel bad for my fucking self! Percival tried his best holding his laughter.“Man, my wife is something! Why are you mad? I'm just trying to mess with you bu—” Percival's words were cut off when he failed to stop his laugh, his loud but sexy laugh that filled the room. Kio just stares at his boss with wide eyes and his mouth wide open. This never happened before, ever since they were a kid he never saw Percival laugh or even smile! ‘What? What the hell? Is the end of the world nearing?’

Face heating up, I spoke fast before I could second-guess myself, "I liked it. Okay? I liked it! What does that mean? Am I a pervert?" "Because you liked me jerking off or because you liked I got hard for you? What part did you like?" Adrian asked, "Which one do you think makes you a pervert?" "Both?" I said, "I'm not sure. Can you tell me which one would make me a pervert or not?" "Both," Adrian laughed, "Both make you a pervert. I bet you wanted to see me come, too, didn't you? Does that get you get you hot, Maggie? Knowing you make me hard and I get off on you?"

“Wait, I’ve got more. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?” He side-eyes me. “What?” “A can’t opener.” Levi groans, shaking his head. “You’re actually proud of that one.” I grin. “Of course I am. Little bit.” He tosses some chopped parsley into the pan. “These jokes are terrible.” “You asked for it and you’re still laughing.” He tries to hide it, but I catch the corner of his mouth twitching again. “I’m humoring you.” “Uh huh. Okay. One last one. Promise.”

The man’s eyes were filled with even more lust as he tried to put his hand on her waist. Just then a muscular arm held the pervert’s hand and twisted it. The pervert winched in pain struggling to break free. “Who the fuck are you? I’m warning you mind you’re on business.” “How dare you touch my woman? Do you have a death wish, motherfucker?” Darren twisted the pervert’s arm, breaking it like a twig. The pervert screamed at the top of his lungs, his face distorted by pain. “Ah… I am sorry, I don’t do it again. Please let me go.” He pleaded.

I asked, getting irritated by their insipid jokes. “What slave girl are you talking about? The one who appears to be the group leader said. “Have you been smoking weed” another asked. “You look like you need help” the skinny one added. “Stop it!” I screamed at the four of them, I was getting frustrated with their stupid pranks. Are they trying to drive me nuts, what was with all the clownish attitude?

I asked with widened eyes. She nooded positively, pouting her lip. I let out a deep sigh of relief. Oh, thank goodness. These almost gave me hypertension. Talking about hypertension, I shot the weird lady a stare. "Hey. Do you think something as heinous as rape is okay for a joke?" I fired.

His shoulders were shaking erratically and he could barely breathe for laughter. I watched his sputtering laugh for about five minutes until I spoke, "If you bang that thing anymore I'm afraid it'll get pregnant." And all the three of them stopped dead in their tracks to look at me, agape. "What! Now I can't even make a joke!?" I deadpanned and Reuben was on again with his next round of unstoppable titters. "...(heavy breathing)...Ahem! That was entertaining. Never knew there existed a being enabling of shutting Lexter off." He mouthed in an amused tone.