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The cruel alpha’s hired Luna
, he let out a loud laugh again and clapped his palms together.
“That right there wasn’t funny and you know that”, I had a straight face but he didn’t regard it. I slowly pushed the tray off my thighs and stretched my legs on the bed.
“Since we have chosen to make jokes out of serious matters we can as well begin with rewinding to the days the man sitting right next to me was pounding into a woman’s pussy in an open room without minding that his four year old could watch him. A woman he barely knows”, the moment I threw the shade his laugh disappeared instantly.
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Ten Nights With The Call Boy
He asked slowly as he came closer to me, the scent becoming strong as well,no matter how hard I tried to wave it off my mind.
" I'd definitely miss you a twelve Rick,you have really helped me this few days I've known you “
" You've helped me too, I get to have a real pussy not the protected once or me jerking off “
I giggled.
" You're a pervert “
" I can't possibly deny this one,of course I'm a pervert “he answered me laughing.
Pervert!??
That rang a bell in my ears.
It isn't what I'm thinking right?
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True Mate for Two Alphas
“Come here, you, Punk!”
Nathan laughed, a mischievous glint in his eyes, "Why get irritated? It's easy and fun. The demand is to get Tania pregnant, and as a man, you know how to do it, right? Isn't it fun?" I responded with a light punch to his shoulder, "Fun your ass, pervert!"
Nathan, with a playful wink, retorted, "Hahaha, why only me a pervert? Come on, think logically. The demand is to get Tania pregnant, and as a man, you know how to do it, right? Isn't it fun?"
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Submerged Land
“In fact, you can punch it if you want. Or try having a shark metahuman grab you and pin you to the ground.”
“Are you trying to sound sexual right now?” Watson, Rachel, Emily and I gave Jack a stone cold look for his inappropriate joke.
Watson placed a hand on Jack’s shoulder. “We admit you’re funny. But right now...it is not the time, bro.”
“Right. Right.” Jack nodded, his blonde hair bouncing at the action and he bit his pointer knuckles afterward. “Sorry. I’ll stop talking now.”
“Thank you.” I said and turned to Rachel again. “As I was saying-”
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Mr. Writer's Lovers Block
I lift my shirt and put down my shorts until my manhood shows twitching at him.
"Yah!" He laughs at me and throws a hit towel on my dick. "That's for later, you pervert, haha." After that, we are just happily teasing each other, and I hug him.
"I love you." I kiss his cheeks. He looks at me and kisses me back.
"I love you too. Even you are a pervert husband."
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MY ACCIDENTAL HUSBAND
"Have you always been this perverted?"
"You're the pervert here, my dear. I was only making an explanation for you." He replied to her and shrugged.
"My statement wasn't about a woman's boobs, but I guess your mind isn't that clean after all."
"Hey!" She glared at him. "Are you calling me a pervert now?!"
"I stated that earlier," he said and chuckled lightly, loving how frustrated she was getting with the way he kept on making silly jokes with her.
She let out a sigh and closed her eyes. Then, she opened it again. "Fine. I can tell that you're making jokes, but this isn't the time for it. Can we be serious now and talk about what we have at hand?"
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Crazy Adventures
"Jeez, my head's spinning thinking about whipping your cock, I never thought of that before. I'm getting wet Jack... God, are we a couple of perverts or what?"
"Nothing wrong with being perverts, I love that all this excites you Karen," I said. Then I smiled and added, "I can't wait to see how wet you are."
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One Joke Too Many
It's pathetic!
He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back.
I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years.
His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin.
However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!
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Office Jokes About My Toilet Time Went Too Far
status to flirt with female colleagues from other departments.
I tolerated it, telling myself he was just networking.
But now, just to impress Miguel and get ahead, he couldn't wait to trample all over me.
I let out a short, humorless laugh. "Todd Westman, what right do you have to lecture me?"
His eyes darted around for a second before he raised his voice even louder. "I'm just saying this as a colleague who knows right from wrong! You should know what's good for you, Macy!"
Looking at his hypocritical, revolting expression, I couldn't even be bothered to argue. I picked up the iced coffee on my desk and, without hesitation, splashed it straight in his face.
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Wolfbitten
“He’s a ten but… he kisses his BMW goodnight every night.”
Terri chuckled and gestured toward a tall, gangly guy with oversized glasses. “He’s a ten but… he says, ‘That’s all folks!’ after every joke he tells.”
We both doubled over in laughter.
I pointed at a shorter guy in a bright, colorful sweatshirt. “He’s a ten but… he writes erotic Dora the Explorer fan fiction.”
Terri nearly choked on her drink. When she looked up she said, “He’s a ten but… he’s not potty-trained,” motioning toward a guy in JNCO jeans.
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Frequently Asked Questions
You know, humor is such a subjective thing, especially when it comes to risqué jokes. I've flipped through '100+ Dirty Jokes!' a few times, and while some landed perfectly, others made me cringe harder than a bad pun. One that stuck with me was the classic 'Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.' It’s not the dirtiest, but the way it plays on expectations cracks me up. The book has a mix of clever wordplay and outright cheeky ones, like the 'Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field'—except, you know, with a naughty twist.
What I appreciate about the collection is how it balances absurdity with timing. There’s one about a baker and a loaf of bread that starts innocent and takes a sharp turn into the ridiculous. It’s not for everyone, but if you’re in the mood for something lighthearted and a little shameless, it’s a fun read. Just maybe not at family dinner.
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