Jokes That Will Make You Pee Novels & Stories

I took it and went to the blender. After a while I was happy to face my handsome, but annoying boss. "Here, Dylan." I put the drink I made in front of him. "What is that? Why is it yellow?" he asked in surprise. "My pee" I answered sarcastically. He already knows the answers but still ask and that made me irritated. He gave me a bad, but funny look with a hint of disgust. I just laughed because of his facial expression. He's a very big person, but I can't help but notice that he's also cute.

The guys looked at me and then doubled up. “But really! Just look at them. If this was a dick giving tree, like if every man got their dicks from these trees, I swear to you we were going to live in a different world!” Tiger shook his head as if he was lost in thought. I felt my spincter muscles contracting and oh my gosh! I couldn’t, not here! “Tiger stoooooooop! I am going to pee!” I screamed out as yet another wave of laughter rumbled out of me.

He asked confused marinating a calm posture. "It was just a joke." Jordan groaned as our time got wasted and joke didn't work due to either because it was too silly or maybe because of Michael's dumb brain. I couldn't control my laughter because of Michael's emotionless face hence I held my stomach while letting the laughter fill the room with noises. "Why you guys do that to me?" He asked politely and laughed afterwards. "That was a good one. I was just going to cry. You guys are becoming better in joking than me. Why?" He said and made a face to depict his feelings of jealously.

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

I asked with widened eyes. She nooded positively, pouting her lip. I let out a deep sigh of relief. Oh, thank goodness. These almost gave me hypertension. Talking about hypertension, I shot the weird lady a stare. "Hey. Do you think something as heinous as rape is okay for a joke?" I fired.

Liam stated, scrunching his face up in disgust at the vase full of urine on the windowsill in the lounge. “You stay sober to stop people from peeing in my mom’s ornaments?” I asked, laughing hysterically. He nodded. “Surprising, but true. There’s always one who can’t be bothered to walk to the bathroom,” he joked, making me laugh harder. He smiled at me, making my heart melt, and Jake walked in. “Wow, did I actually hear you two laughing at something together in here? That’s a first,” he said, looking at what Liam was holding and flinching.

He was confused and clueless. " Why are you laughing? What's so funny in these jars ". Yeah! Clueless he was about the product in the parcel. On the other hand, Juhee was finding it hard to stop laughing, it was just so funny thya someone would send them something like this. " Hey! Hey! Please stop laughing and tell me what you found so funny to laugh your ass off ", He was annoyed by her random laugh. Juhee sneakily glanced at her pants, just beloved his abdomen.

“Whatever you’re doing at ‘work’ tonight… hurry home. Both of you can fuck me senseless for all I care.” I snorted at my own joke, then immediately winced because yeah, that was a weird thing to say even alone. Little did I know how soon that joke was going to bite me right in the ass. And how much I was going to enjoy it when it did. [ You might be reading this wrong, but trust me, the real thrill is still ahead.^^]

I shook my head, "no... no... you don't get to..you can now go back to your amazing comedian friends and forget this confused hated prick.." "Precious they didn't mean what they were saying okay. They were just making jokes..." "Making ME a fucken joke.. that's what they were doing.. that's what YOU were doing. I'm a fucken joke to you... my life is a joke to you. I don't get you.. I swear to God I do not get you at all." "Your ankle is swelling please let me just..."

"I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!" She turned to the pale-faced Miguel, convinced that she'd figured everything out. "Don't be scared, Miguel. He's just pretending to be all respectful. It's part of their bedroom kink. These rich older guys love these role-playing games nowadays. "You're such a slut, Macy. You really stooped to such disgusting lows just to land a project? And you even have the nerve to show off about it at a team dinner?" As soon as she said that, everyone else in the room suddenly seemed to come to the same conclusion as well. After all, wh