Jokes That Will Make You Pee Novels & Stories

They knew how Lucian got when he was jealous; cross that line, and they'd be dead before they knew it. "Sera-I've got a joke." She raised an eyebrow at the sound of Kidd's voice, a small smile already touching her lips. "What is it?" Kidd cleared his throat and tapped his brother's shoulder. "Listen up-this one's gold." Kieran just clicked his tongue against his teeth. Kidd straightened up, clearing his throat again. "What do you call a pregnant frog?" "What?" "Frog-nant!" He burst out laughing, loud and unhinged enough to fill the whole car.

Amy snapped at the guy who immediately did as he was told. “Getting pregnant in college is not only disgusting, it gives this ‘loser vibes’,” one of her friends, the blondie blurted, air quoting the ‘loser vibes’. “It gets nastier when the baby belongs to your stepbrother. I mean, how do you even moan for him?” Everyone laughed like we were in a standup comedy show. Cassie giggled. “I think I know. You say, ‘Ahhh, bro, pound your sister's pussy, give me that family jewel.’” She laughed as she cracked the joke, clutching her stomach as if she was running out of air from laughing excessively.

"You're such a pervert!” It was quite a spectacle to shower without making too much noise or wasting water, as Jack teased me with the soap, smearing it all over me each time I took it away under the shower, making me go back to remove it from my body again, trying to contain my laughter at his silly prank.

GISELLE "Whoo-hoo!!" I let out another wild squeal, taking a chug from my glass of whiskey. The D.J. just switched to a badass beat, and I feel my insides light up. I slam the glass on the counter, laughing heartily as I pour myself another drink. I don't know why I'm laughing so hard. It has to be the booze. I've never laughed this hard. Not even when Theo says his sick jokes.

The guys looked at me and then doubled up. “But really! Just look at them. If this was a dick giving tree, like if every man got their dicks from these trees, I swear to you we were going to live in a different world!” Tiger shook his head as if he was lost in thought. I felt my spincter muscles contracting and oh my gosh! I couldn’t, not here! “Tiger stoooooooop! I am going to pee!” I screamed out as yet another wave of laughter rumbled out of me.

He asked confused marinating a calm posture. "It was just a joke." Jordan groaned as our time got wasted and joke didn't work due to either because it was too silly or maybe because of Michael's dumb brain. I couldn't control my laughter because of Michael's emotionless face hence I held my stomach while letting the laughter fill the room with noises. "Why you guys do that to me?" He asked politely and laughed afterwards. "That was a good one. I was just going to cry. You guys are becoming better in joking than me. Why?" He said and made a face to depict his feelings of jealously.

She says this every time I try my best to crack a joke, no matter how dope I drop the joke she still invalidates my capability just because it’s an hour for her to understand the joke. "What? I'm serious I don't really know his name and Johnny seems fitting and close to a janitor, right?" "Ugh, but seriously though, what type of girl bones the school janitor? Is she like out of dick or something?" I can imagine Yhannie rolling her eyeballs from behind me. "She has a dick drought" I cracked trying my best not to laugh, but Yhannie followed through with the loudest laugh, and we both filled the room with nothing but laughter.

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

I asked with widened eyes. She nooded positively, pouting her lip. I let out a deep sigh of relief. Oh, thank goodness. These almost gave me hypertension. Talking about hypertension, I shot the weird lady a stare. "Hey. Do you think something as heinous as rape is okay for a joke?" I fired.

Liam stated, scrunching his face up in disgust at the vase full of urine on the windowsill in the lounge. “You stay sober to stop people from peeing in my mom’s ornaments?” I asked, laughing hysterically. He nodded. “Surprising, but true. There’s always one who can’t be bothered to walk to the bathroom,” he joked, making me laugh harder. He smiled at me, making my heart melt, and Jake walked in. “Wow, did I actually hear you two laughing at something together in here? That’s a first,” he said, looking at what Liam was holding and flinching.