HER GAY BODYGUARD (ENGLISH)
"My mother says that everything you look at can be turned into a fairy tale: and that you can find a story in everything."
'Yes, but such tales and stories are good for nothing. The right sort come of themselves; they tap at my forehead and say, 'Here we are.'
"Won't there be a tap soon?" asked the little boy. And his mother laughed, put some Elder-flowers in the teapot, and poured boiling water upon them.
"Do tell me something! Pray do!"
'Yes, if a fairy tale would come of its own accord; but they are proud and haughty, and come only when they choose. Stop!" he said, all on a sudden. "I have it! Pay attention! There is one in the tea-pot!"