Pantsed a Heartthrob
On the first day of school, I pulled down the pants of Luke Shea, the campus heartthrob, and that gained me notoriety right away.
Due to the incident, I hid behind a mask to attend classes.
A week later, Luke pinned me against a corner and said menacingly, “You have to take responsibility, now that you’ve seen my body.
“You better not think about dumping me after messing with me.”
Oh, I wouldn’t dare. Guess I had to take him in then.