Pokemon Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“You think I had no childhood?” I grinned. And somehow… that turned into an entire conversation. We talked about old cartoons we watched growing up. Shinchan. Doraemon. Ninja Hattori. Perman. Pokémon. Even those weird cartoon ads that used to randomly appear between episodes. Leon admitted he used to imitate cartoon characters as a child. I nearly choked laughing. “You?” I stared at him in disbelief. “Mr. Calm and Mature?” “Oh trust me,” he deadpanned. “I was a menace.”

I replied and laughed softly at my dirty jokes. "Did he do it? Who is the better fucker, the father or the son?" Luciano asked, I acted like I'm thinking about his question. "Of course you are the better and the best fucker. Zuck still needs a little practice, you should train him to be beast in bed." I replied and could not stop myself from laughing. I heard Luciano laugh too because of the antics I was telling him. Until now, it still surprised me and makes me happy in a strange way every time I make Luciano laugh or I see him laughing at some stupid jokes because I often see him laughing.

Doctor Peter asked. I laughed out loud based on what he just said, and I couldn’t stop laughing. “What’s funny? Did I say anything funny?” "Yes, of course. You did.” “How did I?” “The words you just said are what are making me laugh out loud.” “Ohh. Saying the truth makes you laugh. I never knew it did.” “Do you know my mom?" I asked him, raising my eyebrows. “Errmm… No, I don’t.” He replied, brushing his hair with his hands.

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

"I'm actually hearing a Nascent Soul Realm kiddo saying that he was going to catch the Millennium Walking Corpse! Hahaha! This joke I can laugh for a year!" Zhi Luan laughed at him while hitting the ground and pointing at him. It was in tears of laughter. Xiao Chen frowned and glared at it, saying, "Ain't you annoying? I was just joking, stupid cat; you eat too much and get sick! Go away!" Then he kicked it and Zhiluan rolled on the ground a few times.

But the unicorn was sleeping before… Pom Pom saw her expression and knew she was looking down on him. Pom Pom: “I am barking strong.” Su Lan: “… You mean very…” Pom Pom: “Same thing but you missed the important part!” Su Lan (in her mind): How is it the same at all… Su Lan: “Pom Pom didn’t you say you couldn’t beat it.” Pom Pom: “I said I couldn’t beat it by waving my paw.” Su Lan: “So you are actually stronger than that beast outside?” Pom Pom: “…No…but I will be in the future!”

Nikolai said. "That's not fair!" Pascal pouted. Then, trying to be helpful: "I know a joke! Why did the dinosaur cross the road?" "Why?" Tiana managed to gasp out between laughs. "Because chickens weren't invented yet!" Pascal dissolved into giggles at his own joke. The innocent sound of her son's laughter only made Tiana laugh harder, this strange, broken sound that didn't feel like it belonged to her at all. "Mommy thinks my joke is really funny!" Pascal said proudly. "Tell another one! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?"

No longer able to hold back, he rushed up at the punks! Pow! Bang! The one laughing at him was punched over a dozen feet away before crashing down to the dirt! Everyone then saw that Bigby had put on a gauntlet encrusted with a ton of precious gems that looked utterly intimating. "It's fine if you had just called me fatso," he growled. "But you had to call me stupid too?! Well, guess what—I hate it when people call me stupid!" Then, he launched himself up like a ball straight at the punk, deftly straddling him and started to rain punches on his face!

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

I said keeping an innocent face. "Ohh! My little panda...Don't know how much times cuter you look now. My little bundle of happiness, I could leave anything for you and you are thinking that I will leave you and that too at 3:00am mid night. Who does that?" He exclaimed being startled? "I love you my pooh! My little rhino....you are just a little heavier don't jump on me otherwise you will break one of my bone." He cracked a joke in reward of which he was prized with a set of punches in his stomach.