Pokemon Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Joe couldn't hide his frustration as he exclaimed, "Seriously? That's the 27th time I've lost to you today! You're unbeatable!" Grinning, I patted him on the back. "Hey, don't worry about it. You'll get better with time. Besides, it's all in good fun." Peter, always the peacekeeper, chimed in, "Guys, let's not make a big deal out of it. We're here to have a good time."

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

"that wasn't no damn joke a joke is supposed to be funny what you did was cruel and fucked up" She leaned against the brick boulder on her porch "what ever it was a little joke tell her to have a sense of humor everyone else was laughing" "so i don't give a fuck about everyone else you poured powder and milk on her that shit ain't funny" "it was flour" "I don't give a fuck if it was your dead grandmas ashes don't mess with Alaina" "she said she wanted to be lighter so I helped her" "you really dumb as fuck you know that right you and your little minions some dumb ass bitches"

Now, don’t fucking ask me what is PITA. It is ‘Pain In The Ass’. Grrrrr. “Are you scared that your mate will whoop your ass,” I teased back as I implied about Ty’s possessive nature. “No shit Sherlock. Now get off me. You are too heavy, pumpkin,” Kai laughed and got a well deserved smack on his head. “Oww ! What was that for ?” he cried in fake pain while holding the back of his head with both hands. I wish I had a pumpkin to smash on his fucking head right now.

Theodore A huge guy who I recognize from the IT crowd, and who was frowning at me from the corner, is now reared up before us. “How the hell do you find this shit funny?” “I didn’t find anything funny. I was just telling my friend about our co-worker who disappeared, and I don’t think we were laughing about it, weren’t we?” I bite back, not caring about keeping it down, as they don’t like me anyway. As expected for such an dumb muscle, he doesn’t take my retort too well and points a finger at me, barking, “Watch your damn mouth, you cheap-ass gigolo. I heard you joking about it before, but this is it.”

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

Spike started with a loud belly laugh which lasted a while before he said, "Oh good, I can call up and cancel you horse ..." I looked at him in shock, "WHY?" "Cause you only asked me if I really thought you had a pretty little ass; you didn't say anything about the horse." "OH YOU! You know what I mean. MEN! They can be such pain in the ass." "Ummmm ... Honey, if you don't want men to be a pain in your ass, offer him your pussy instead." "OH MY GOD! To think I woke up in such a great mood this morning!"

Open minded but always have a thich barier between vulger and modern. " 𝐋𝐨𝐥, 𝐇𝐨 𝐠𝐲𝐚 𝐆𝐞𝐞𝐳! 𝐎𝐡 𝐌𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧, 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐡, 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚? " 𝗞𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗸 𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗮

V-“What the hell, why you want me to see dead, how can I do it (he saw his wife burning glare), of course, I’ll do it, my wife is as thin as a sheet, she won’t weigh like buffalo” AM-“You useless old donkey” V-“Nah, baby, I’ll show you, I’m not old donkey instead young and energetic Donkey,” he said it with a cheeky smile, P-“Let’s see” Veer cursed Pinky under his breath and stood up to do his dare, he could do only five, everyone suppressed their laugh seeing him P, A-“Young and energetic Donkey” they taunted him, he gave them a sheepish smile

reduced his feeling of reading the awkwardness of friends. Pepeng Masarap😂😂 Jusko! It's great to find an office here! Pepeng Maliit😂😂 Well, chiiiill lang is meee😂 Pepeng Malaki😂😂 Guuuuyss andaming pogii ditoo😅😅 He just laughed as he typed. Pepeng Kulot😂😂 There are pogii here too! I'm still next to isaaaa😍😍