Pokemon Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“Oh man, burning poop!” “No, shit!” “Yes shit, dog shit.” “This is gonna be funny as hell.” “All we gotta do is get a stick, put dog poop in the bag. We close up the bag and pour a little lighter fluid on it, and light it. Then we ring the doorbell and run like hell.”

he huffed with crossed arms. And that’s when my mouth went out of control. “Stuck up child,” I scoffed. “Poop Queen,” Dre scowled. “Pissy wolf,” I snapped back. “Crap head,” he hissed back. “Very original,” I rolled my eyes. “You are so full of shit that you can only think about it and its synonyms,” I pointed out with a winning smirk which soon curved down. “Nah uh. I am describing exactly what I see,” with a braying laugh, Dre teased. Donkey. “If I see all kinds of shits in front of me, then that is what I am gonna say. Now fart off from here,” he added.

We were becoming hopeless. “So we’re going to be stuck here forever.” Cedric groaned. “This is why no one can complete the journey, the Griffons have no sense of humor.” “Or maybe your murder jokes just aren’t as funny as you think they are?” Posy asked. “They were a riot! Your fairy jokes were the awful ones.” “I’m not a fucking fairy I’m a pixie you usless, moraless beast!” “Okay enough!” I groaned. “I’m gonna go on a walk and...I don’t know try to figure something funny out.”

I hit her back with the pillow " I am actually trying to not get us into deeper shit ! but of course it's a talk for humans not bunnies." " I'm not a bunny... You little rat." " Shut up... Freaking duck." " Stupid donkey." " Stupid sloth." " Of course, I'm talking like a stupid, how else could you understand me?" " Shut up and don't annoy me ahead, I am in no mood for that." " I'm sorry if you don't like my honesty, but to be fair, I don't want to let you leave in delusions." She said

Priyanshi Mumbled in her breath but I heard her. " Yes I will also accompany you ... And Pikachu will give him his electric shock if he tries to harm us " said my panda and started to laugh while holding her stomach. " Don't tell me that you are again imaging something" Nisha said... " Yes I just imagine his condition after getting electric shock from Pikachu ...he looking so funny with black face in dust and black smoke is coming out from his mouth and nose .... His that straight hairs standing upward like a spikes." She explained us her imagination.

“That monster is a fucking loser.” They felt as if their consciousness was fading away. For the last time, they looked at the monster whose body got dented in so many places. Its teeth were broken too and one of its eye sockets was now empty. Fruto and Ponjie giggled. “Serves you right, ugly monster.” Ponjie whispered and added, “You were amazing, Fruto.” “I couldn’t have done it without you, Ponjie.” They grinned at each other and made a fist bump before slipping away from the rest of the world.

“You scared me! Geez!” What was her name again? Piper? Pepper? “Hey! Yo momma is so ugly that if Shrek had a live action film, she wouldn’t even pass as the donkey,” I laughed out loud at my own joke while staring mockingly at the cat, as if it was Juno I was talking to and insulting directly.

"Not me. I'm a bastard and straight, in case you forgot. I meant anyone else who isn't an obsessive idiot stalker." The tension spiked, sharp and hostile. For a moment, I considered lunging across the table and breaking his jaw. I could tell from the way the human's fists tightened he'd welcome it. He was actively taunting me. But then Conan raised a hand between us and blurted out: "Okay! Okay. How about a joke I've heard before? Let's see... Why aren't Koalas considered bears?" Silence. "...Because they never had the Koala-fications!"

What I see is a clown with the word 'moron' stamped on his stupid monkey face" Halton burst out laughing. "See? Isn't that man quite laughable just like a clown?" "HaHa Oh my god this is too funny" He laughed like an idiot, snorting like a pig. "And you speak too much for a dog! stop barking and drive!". "Yes, mam!"

I could tell he was really trying to control himself. “What do you call a pig that does karate?” Jane suddenly said. I snapped my head at her, looking at her with an incredulous expression. 'What are you doing?' I mouthed at her. “A pork chop!” She proudly said while pointing at me to stay out of it. “Jane, one more joke like that and I will compel you to forget everything” He said but I could tell it worked to bring his anger down. “What do you mean compel?” I asked.