Pranks For People Sleeping Novels & Stories

The voice in my head ringed with urgency. I stepped back slightly, pretending to not notice my hard-soft looking penis. I dabbed a hand over my mouth, faking a yawn, “Hmm, I–I was asleep.” Bryan raised an eyebrow, obviously not buying it. “You're not a deep sleeper. So how come you didn't hear me even when I knocked so hard?” Because you were disrupting my cum session, that's why. I batted my eyelids slowly, trying to feign drowsiness. My hands rubbed my forehead like I was trying to remember how I fell asleep.

And then, her hand shot up out of nowhere. Fist clenched. “KAII!! YOU ARE A BEAST. GET AWAY FROM ME!” BAM! Straight to my eye. I jerked back instantly. “..WHAT THE…?!” I grabbed my face, stumbling off the bed. “What kind of sleeping technique is that?!” I snapped, blinking hard. She didn’t even wake up, still lying there like a log of wood. Still Peaceful and gracefully. Like she hadn’t just tried to send me to the afterlife.

" I bit down hard on my lower lip. I'd skipped the presentation I'd spent six months preparing just to find him. In the end, I had to postpone my graduation. Shirley chuckled lightly. "I remember the time we folded the game design drafts she'd spent three sleepless nights on into paper airplanes. She spent the whole night picking them up with red eyes. She looked like a lost puppy." Right on cue, Marvin laughed. "So what should the next prank be?" "Let's tell her you're in the hospital. She'll rush over to look for you, while we'll throw a party. Perfect, right?" My phone buzzed immediately. It was a message from Marvin.

You even wore the dress. Gideon glanced around, clearly too scared to admit the whole thing was a setup. Panicking, he grabbed one of his trashy friends and shoved him next to me, forcing a laugh. "Olivia, you're too sharp—you figured it out! It's Madison and Bruce's big day! We're just here to cheer them on!" His group jumped in right on cue. "Yeah, yeah! Madison and Bruce! Big day—we're here to celebrate!" I glanced at Bruce—shorter than me, grinning like an idiot—and felt sick.

If it weren't for me, Andy wouldn't have to sleep in parks or contract such a terrible illness… But then again, why was Andy hanging out with them? Sunny then sent me another text: [Don't you want the truth? Check out this livestream and you'll understand.] I stared at the link I didn't recognize, but quickly tapped on it with a trembling finger before I knew it. [Welcome to the World of Pranks! Our current prankster is Andy Lawson, and his victim is Jane Smith!] There was a small line underneath: [One month left!]

Damulag saw that he was asleep so the guy decided to pester him to get back for the prank he pulled on us a while ago. Damulag shook him repeatedly but he wasn't waking up, so the big guy took some of the snacks on his table and went back to his own chair. I decided to shake him too but, again, nothing happened. I was wondering why he wouldn’t wake up when I suddenly realized that he must be pretending to be asleep like the time he pretended to fall. It was impossible for him to actually sleep at once upon sitting down. And Damulag was a really strong "shaker" too..

‘Sir, remain calm and stay where you are,’ he barked at the Sleeper and the man did pause. None of the Brits were having any success with their darts. But, then again, it made sense when Bridget thought about it. Though she had no proof they still were, how do you put someone to sleep when they already are? They had been stupid to even try. Yet how could they have foreseen this turn of events?

Sighing I get up grab some clothes and head for the bathroom. Today was my first day of college. Actually my brothers and our friends all start today. I finish getting dressed, grab my bag and walk out of my room. I hear my big brother, Travis's, alarm still going off. "Are you fuckin kidding me ?" I say dramatically to one in particular. "Hey Sami what's going on?" My oldest brother Tommy asks me quietly. "That shithead is still asleep and we have less than a hour to get there. You know Trav takes forever getting ready and I just don't have the patience for his overgrown gorilla ass." I tell him. Before he says anything the damn terror twins come out of their room giving me a idea. "Hey boy

"As you already know, it is impossible to prank me." "Yeah, sure, Baldy," I laughed. Jayden and I always pranked each other. It was one of the ways we showed affection. One time, I had gone shopping at the mall and I spotted a wig that was of the exact same shade as Jay's hair. That gave me an idea for the cruelest prank ever. For the next few days, I'd cut some hair from that wig and sprinkle it around the apartment. My favorite spots were on the shower drain, Jay's pillow, the couch, Jay's comb, and a few other random places.

My team was the only one in the company that hit its performance targets this year. At the year-end party, the boss waited until everyone else had left, then he pulled out a big red box and had the four of us in my team draw blind boxes. I drew a desktop tower caked in dust, an antique that looked like it belonged in a museum. Haley Lambert, my teammate, drew a monitor covered edge to edge in scratches. Drew Sandler got a keyboard with every letter worn clean off the keys. Gabe Carell ended up with a grease-slicked wired mouse. Our boss, Cyrus Griffin, clapped me on the shoulder, grinning drunkenly. "You young people love a blind box, right? It's all about that thrill of not knowing!