A Royal Pain In The Texts
I said, shrugging.
I realized what I had done when I looked at the face of my kidnappers.
"Don't mind me," I chuckled, "I was just kidding." Not. "Continue with the story."
"That day Prince Charles swore that he would not rest in peace, until he had her revenge for the humiliation he suffered," thing 1 proclaimed proudly.
"Wow, would you look at that? We are back in eighth grade," I responded, my voice dripping with sarcasm. "How old is this Charlie guy?"