Back in my college days, I stumbled upon a dusty old theology textbook that laid out the seven deadly sins like a moral compass gone rogue. Pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth—they weren’t just 'bad vibes' to medieval thinkers; they were spiritual landmines. Pride, the big one, was considered the root of all the others, like a peacock fluffing its feathers while stepping on everyone’s toes. Greed and envy? Twins of misery, one hoarding gold, the other seething at the sight of it. Lust and gluttony got the most scandalous press, obviously, but wrath and sloth were sneakier. Wrath wasn’t just anger; it was the kind that festered into vengeance, while sloth wasn’t laziness so much as a soul-numbing indifference to life’s purpose.
What fascinates me is how these sins popped up everywhere—Dante’s 'Inferno' turned them into a guided tour of hell, and medieval art painted them as grotesque monsters. Even now, they feel weirdly relevant. Ever binge-watched a show instead of calling your mom? Congrats, you’ve danced with sloth. The medieval monks would’ve side-eyed you hard.