Walk in Her Shoes
I shot her the same look from head to toe, holding my nose as I stepped back.
"Lady, please, stay away. Even if you bathe in perfume, you can't hide your old-lady stench. What can you possibly compare to me? I used to be confident in my looks, but now that you say I look like you, I feel like tearing this face off."
Before I could even finish my retort, the woman who had been standing there with her arms crossed, calm and composed, suddenly lunged at me, claws out.
I sidestepped quickly and, with one smooth motion, kicked her square in the backside, sending her flying to the ground.