Questionable Bible Verses Novels & Stories

Phone in and tell us if you know. ‘Here is our Baltimore bible expert, Randy Nelson. Randy, tell us what the bible quote was.’ Camera swings to Randy, who looks more like a country singer than a bible expert. ‘Well, Todd, John 7:53, verses 8 to11, refer to the passage where the Lord forgives the adulteress. The unidentified woman tells us the Lord’s message “is shit”. Seems she has issues with the Lord’s decision. Jesus said, “Let he who is without sin, throw the first stone” She sure threw the first punch.’

"OMG! Then the people that died in the war, they didn't die for the country, they died for one strange man? Ok this shit is getting complicated." Mercury said, removing her glasses. "There is something we absolutely are so blind to see yet. Mercury I am getting the Bible, let's know what the verse in Hebrews has to tell us." I went in and covered the bible with a blanket as I made out with it. I took it at the back of our camp where Mercury sat waiting for me. Yuvonne was not in the room when I entered. If not, she could have asked the heck out of me. "Okay, so. We will be looking at Hebrews chapter six versus nineteen" I said as I flipped the Bible to get the page. When I found it, I read o

Mr Faragher admitted. "Let me guess... revelations?" Damien asked with a knowing half smile. The teacher nodded. “I found it interesting in my youth.” "People are always interested in revelations, but unlike the rest of the bible, they aren’t accounts of things that happened, but dreams and portents. There's no guarantee it will go down that way." "Well there's no guarantee any of it is even r—" Mr Faragher started to argue. Damien cut him off. "I mean, imagine all the antichrists it mentions appeared at once. Wouldn't that be a doozy?"

"This is one woman's interpretation of an ancient text. A woman who pleaded guilty to attempted child murder. Her credibility is not established." "Her guilty plea is arguably evidence of credibility," Marcus counters. "She had nothing to gain from this testimony." "She had a platform. She used it." "To say what? That we should let children grow up knowing themselves? That's the dangerous message?" Marcus looks down the table. "I've heard worse." "The prophecy text itself needs independent verification," Elder Thomas says. "We can't take her word for what it says." "Agreed," Vera says. "We commission independent translation of the original text. That process begins immediately regardless of

"But why is that important? What makes it unnatural? Animals have incest all the time. Animals are also gay. It is not 'unnatural', it is just something some people don't like or that has been frowned on culturally." "What I am debating here is not if gay is right or wrong even though I believe it is wrong. Rather, what the Bible says about it." "The Bible has been translated and misinterpreted many many times," Marcus informed. "So, I look first at what Jesus did and said. He healed the centurion's lover and praised him, and never once said being gay was wrong." "True! There is instances of incest in the Bible. Anything said about homosexuality was condemnation. And in the case of the centu

Timotheus snatched the Bible from Ferran’s hand and opened it as if he was so familiar with the book. “John 3:16… John 3:16…” Timotheus opened the Bible and saw the highlighted verse. “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.” He read. “What about the numbers 17, 18, 19, 20, 21?” Czaquira asked. “Maybe the words?” Timotheus was confused for a while.