Quotes For A Bad Day Funny

เกริ่น เมื่อคืนผมกลับมาคอนโดนได้ไงวะ เมาชิบหาย!! ผมค่อยๆกวาดสายตามองไปรอบๆห้องเพื่อหาเส้นด้าย แต่!! เชี้ย!! นี่มันไม่ใช่คอนโดผม แต่มันเป็นบ้านของไอ้ป่า ผมมาที่นี่ทำไมวะเนี่ย!! ผมดีดตัวลุกนั่งพรวด แล้วก็มองไปรอบๆห้องอีกครั้ง จนสายตามาสะดุดกับผู้หญิงที่นอนอยู่ข้างๆผม เธอกำลังนอนลืมตามองผมอยู่ เธอเอาผ้าปิดใบหน้าของตัวเองไว้ครึ่งหน้าให้เห็นแค่ช่วงตากับหน้าผาก ผมจะไม่ตกใจเลย ถ้าเธอเป็นเส้นด้าย เธอนี่เธอไม่ใช่ "เธอ...." ผมค่อยๆเอื้อมมือไปดึงผ้าห่มที่ปิดใบหน้าของเธอ "ยะ อย่านะ อย่าดึงผ้าออกนะ" มือเล็กขว้ามาจับมือผมไว้ ไม่ให้ผมดึงผ้าออก "วีนัส...'' ผมขมวดคิ้วมองเธอ เธอเงียบไม่ตอบอะไรผม ต้องใช่แน่ๆ นี่ผมทำบ้าอะไรลงไปวะเนี่ย!! ผมมีอะไรกับเด็กนี่หรอวะ "พี่ใจร้าย...." น้ำตาเธอเอ่อล้นขึ้นมาเต็มสองตาทันทีที่พูดจบ "ขอโทษ เมื่อคืนฉันไม่ได้ตั้งใจ ฉันเมา เธอจะเอาเท่าไหร่ว่ามา"

My marriage to Lucian Hawke was hailed as the most perfect union in the mafia world. As the daughter of the Sinclair family and him being the sole heir of the Hawke family, our marriage united the two most powerful mafia families in the Northeastern. I thought we were unbreakable. Then, I was diagnosed with terminal cancer. As if life couldn’t get any worse, my husband's first love returned—on the very same day. That night, the man I’d been married to for years didn’t come home. The next morning, his voice was cold, distant. Indifferent. “I’ve got the divorce papers ready. When can you come sign them?” I hesitated, struggling to steady my voice. “I’m still at the hospital.” He didn’t even pause. “I don’t care if you're on your deathbed, Elara. Come home and sign the goddamn papers.” My heart shattered, but I refused to let it show. “As you wish, Lucian.” What he didn’t know was that I was dying—literally. A week later, at my funeral, Lucian wearing a tuxedo, weeping at my grave, whispering regrets he should have voiced when I was still breathing. Ironically, my funeral day, was also his wedding day with his sweetheart. But it was too late, my love. This time, you’ll never see me again.

Love doesn't care about age, size, religion, power or gender. If you love someone and they love you, truly and wholeheartedly then nothing can stand in your way. He went through alot, ending up with scares deeper than the naked eyes could see. But he saw past all that, while she never thought about love and relationships. All his life he was searching for his better half. But with war coming who will endure the most and who will be left standing alongside their soulmate?

Revenge of the good girl. The Edwin and Co school starts as a new experience for bad girl turn good Jessica Underwood. Dad has gotten a new job and with it comes new privileges for the Underwoods. The school is ruled by a group of boys known as the Bad Boys Club . The school has one rule : Mind your business or face the consequences which Jessica fails on the first day of school.

When Liana met the handsome but cold-hearted billionaire, Henry Enriquez, nagbago ang lahat sa buhay niya. She slowly fall in love with him, kahit pa nga ang tingin nito sa kanya was nothing, but a gold digger bitch. Magkaganoon man, naniniwala pa rin siyang may kabutihan pa ring natitira sa puso nito... That he was still capable on loving someone... Pero nagkamali yata siya. Because he just shoved her away dahil lang sa isang maling akala na may ibang lalaki sa buhay niya bukod dito! Papaano na ang nararamdaman niya para dito? Sisikilin niya na lang ba iyon o pananatilihin na lang ang sariling aasa dito na balang araw ganap din itong magbabago?

My boyfriend found my menstruation disgusting and forced me to undergo subdermal implantation. From then on, I no longer had periods and couldn’t conceive. One day, I had a fever reaching 40°C and couldn’t contact him. I went to the hospital alone, only to stumble upon him attending a prenatal checkup with his secretary. He told her: “Baby, don’t worry about Claire. She only listens to me here, doesn’t she?” “We can postpone the wedding for another five years. She’s loyal to me like a dog anyway.” “In the meantime, keep fulfilling your end of the arrangement I’ve promised you.” “Of course, I’ll continue loving you... until I’m tired of you.” My heart shattered. I’d proposed to him 43 times in seven years, only to fail every single time. It turned out he just hadn’t gotten bored of me yet? This time, I decided not to wait any longer. I turned my back on him and agreed to the marriage my mother arranged in the countryside. On the day my ex was supposed to accompany me to try on wedding dresses, he found an empty room and a wedding invitation I left for him to celebrate my marriage to someone else. Panic consumed him as his world fell apart...

Celeste's family owns a lot. They are the second richest in all of asia. And she is also the Heiress of their Empire. The Young Empire. But what if the story of her life was just beginning when everything suddenly changed? When she opened her two eyes, she will be surrounded by lies. Everything around her has a secret of which she did not know. There was only one thing she wanted. The Revenge. But after she took revenge, that was her last day with the person she loved. She did not think that even in the next life the man he loved would be ready to follow her. A promise that till death do us part. I love you until my last breathe even if you're the one that kills me.

เพราะฉันเมาแล้วเผลอไปมีอะไรกับใครโดยที่ไม่รู้จักกันไม่เคยเห็นหน้าไม่รู้จักชื่อ สองเดือนถัดมาฉันตรวจพบว่าตัวเองกำลังท้อง ฉันมีทางเลือกสองทาง เก็บเด็กไว้แต่ต้องลาออกจากมหาวิทยาลัย กับเอาเด็กออกแล้วกลับไปเรียนต่อ ฉันไม่อยากมีลูกก็จริง แต่ฉันก็ทำใจทำร้ายเลือดเนื้อของตัวเองไม่ลง จนฉันได้เจอกับความสุขที่เรียกว่าแม่ เด็กแฝดทำให้ฉันมีชีวิตชีวามากขึ้น

"That heart doesn't belong to you Cassandra Williams. That heart belongs to someone else." He shook me with his hateful words and that's when I know what I was feeling about him was not me it was that heart which doesn't belong to me, originally." Cassandra Williams has just graduated university when she meets the successful, dominating and rich Michale Santorum. Cassandra has no idea how well known Michael is and she falls hard. Michael has one thing on his mind and it’s Cassandra, he’s not used to relationships and caring about someone, but he knows Cassandra is different somehow. Cassandra comes with a lot of surprises and three very overprotective brothers. Michael finds himself falling for the girl and when the past becomes intertwined in their lives, things become even more serious.

"Please...!' Let me explain,...." Pagmamakaawang pakiusap pa ng dalagang si Zairyl sa kanya habang pinipiit siya nito na wag umalis at pakinggan ang kung anung kasinungalingan pang balak nitong sabihin sa kanya,. Ngunit bigo ang dalagang si Zairyl na muling mabilog pa nito ang kanyang ulo dahil nakapagpasya na siya at walang kapatawaran ang sakit na ginawa nito sa kanya. Matapos siya nitong paglaruan at paibigin ay ipinagkalulu siya nito at ipinahamak kay Don Mariano ang taong tumulong at nagtiwala sa kanya, isa pang mas dumurog sa kanyang puso ng maspinili ng dalaga ang makulong siya kasya pumayag ito na magpakasal sa kanya dahil lingid sa kaalaman niya na meron pala itong ibang Mahal at pinaglaruan lamang nito ang isang katulad niya. Matapos pa siya nitong hayaang makulong ay ipinabugbug pa siya at walang awang ipinapatay nito para lamang tuluyang mawala siya sa landas nito upang walang maging hadlang sa pagpapakasal nito sa isang mayamang negosyante, kaya mula noon ay pinatay narin niya ang kanyang sarili maging ang kanyang katauhan at pinaltan niya ang kanyang buong pagkatao. Kaya halinat subaybayan natin ang sakit na idinulot ng dalagang si Zairyl sa Binatang Si Tom Walter kung muli ba siya nitong maibabalik at sa dating siya at mapapalambot pa Kaya nitong muli ang kanyang damdamin. Thank you and God bless.