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She just wanted to stop running. But she ended up running into the wrong wolf. At seventeen, Mia just wanted to finish high school without having to disappear in the middle of the night once again. But her life had always been like that: sudden escapes, new cities, and secrets her mother refused to explain. Everything changes when, after the tragic death of her grandparents and a violent crisis that almost destroys her, Mia is taken to Forks—an isolated town where the man Elisa swears is the only one who can save her lives: her father. What Mia didn't expect was to discover that she wasn't entirely human. Nor that her blood would awaken an ancient instinct that should not be stirred. Especially in Nolan. The bad boy of the pack. The heir. The wolf who should lead and choose a perfect Luna... not a half-human girl, out of place and covered in scars. Nolan doesn't want Mia. But he desires her with a force that drives him crazy. And the more he tries to resist, the more dangerous the attraction between them becomes. Between intense provocations, forbidden touches, and buried truths, Mia finds herself trapped with a mate who fights against his own destiny—and against the feeling he swears doesn't exist. But how long can Nolan deny the bond? A story about secrets, blood, and desire. And about what happens when the wolf finally finds his female... and tries to run away.

My marriage to Lucian Hawke was hailed as the most perfect union in the mafia world. As the daughter of the Sinclair family and him being the sole heir of the Hawke family, our marriage united the two most powerful mafia families in the Northeastern. I thought we were unbreakable. Then, I was diagnosed with terminal cancer. As if life couldn’t get any worse, my husband's first love returned—on the very same day. That night, the man I’d been married to for years didn’t come home. The next morning, his voice was cold, distant. Indifferent. “I’ve got the divorce papers ready. When can you come sign them?” I hesitated, struggling to steady my voice. “I’m still at the hospital.” He didn’t even pause. “I don’t care if you're on your deathbed, Elara. Come home and sign the goddamn papers.” My heart shattered, but I refused to let it show. “As you wish, Lucian.” What he didn’t know was that I was dying—literally. A week later, at my funeral, Lucian wearing a tuxedo, weeping at my grave, whispering regrets he should have voiced when I was still breathing. Ironically, my funeral day, was also his wedding day with his sweetheart. But it was too late, my love. This time, you’ll never see me again.

Luka masa lalu menghantui kehidupan kakak beradik itu, mereka adalah Allendra dan Alena Spancer. Keduanya tenggelam dalam kebencian dan pada akhirnya harus saling menyakiti. Alena ingin membunuh kakaknya dan Allendra bahagia dengan tekad mengerikan sang adik. Alena memang harus begitu. Di tengah kemelut masalah kakak beradik itu, hadirlah Azeeya, sosok guru yang tiba-tiba terseret dalam kehidupan pelik keluarga Spancer. Ia telanjur terjebak di sana dan pada akhirnya harus mengecap cinta untuk seseorang yang tak mempercayai cinta.

After a century of war between humans and the Otherkin, both sides finally agree to a ceasefire. To preserve peace and coexistence, an intermarriage pact is established—every hundred years, humans and the Otherkin must marry. The first Otherkin to produce an Otherkin child will become the chairman of the Otherkin Alliance. In my last life, I married Kevin Walker, the famously devoted Alpha of the Whitefang pack. One year after our wedding, I gave birth to a wolf pup, and Kevin ascended smoothly to the chairman of the alliance. My sister, Meredith Singer—driven by vanity and a thirst for power—married Simon Lynch, the leader of the vampires. However, she didn't expect his chaotic private life, overflowing with mistresses, to leave her with a disease that robbed her of her ability to bear children. Bitter over her ruined life, Meredith blamed everything on me. She drugged both me and my pup before setting a fire that burned us alive. "Annabelle, everything you have should've been mine! I should be the one married to the Alpha! I should be the chairman's mate! You're nothing!" As the fire roared around us, I clutched my pup tightly in my arms. He sobbed against my chest. "Mom... it hurts..." I couldn't do anything but watch as the flames consumed us both. In the final moments of my life, I saw someone I never expected—the zombie king, Landon Zeller. Without hesitation, he charged into the inferno, cradling me and my pup in his arms, trying desperately to save us. However, it was too late. We'd already taken our last breaths.

My boyfriend found my menstruation disgusting and forced me to undergo subdermal implantation. From then on, I no longer had periods and couldn’t conceive. One day, I had a fever reaching 40°C and couldn’t contact him. I went to the hospital alone, only to stumble upon him attending a prenatal checkup with his secretary. He told her: “Baby, don’t worry about Claire. She only listens to me here, doesn’t she?” “We can postpone the wedding for another five years. She’s loyal to me like a dog anyway.” “In the meantime, keep fulfilling your end of the arrangement I’ve promised you.” “Of course, I’ll continue loving you... until I’m tired of you.” My heart shattered. I’d proposed to him 43 times in seven years, only to fail every single time. It turned out he just hadn’t gotten bored of me yet? This time, I decided not to wait any longer. I turned my back on him and agreed to the marriage my mother arranged in the countryside. On the day my ex was supposed to accompany me to try on wedding dresses, he found an empty room and a wedding invitation I left for him to celebrate my marriage to someone else. Panic consumed him as his world fell apart...

ตุล นิยาม : จมปักกับอดีต นิสัย: รักสนุก บ้าเลือด ดุดัน ลลิล นิยาม: คลั่งรักเด็ก นิสัย: ยั่วเก่ง อารมณ์ดี ภายนอกเป็นคนแรงๆ แต่ภายในอ่อนแอ (โดยเฉพาะความรู้สึก) โปรย… ตั้งแต่ครั้งแรกที่ได้เจอกันฉันก็ปฏิญาณกับตัวเองเลยว่าจะเอาเด็กคนนี้มาเป็นแฟนให้ได้ แต่มันคงไม่ง่ายขนาดนั้นเพราะเขาไม่ชายตามองผู้หญิงเอ็กซ์อึ้มแบบฉันเลย “ตุลดูรถให้พี่หน่อยสิรถเป็นอะไรไม่รู้ติดๆ ดับๆ” “วันก่อนแอร์เสีย เมื่อวานยางรั่ว วันนี้ติดๆ ดับๆ ถ้าจะเป็นบ่อยขนาดนี้แนะนำให้ซื้อใหม่!!” เขาบอกแบบไม่สบอารมณ์ คงจะดูออกมาฉันจงใจมาเจอ “จะซื้อใหม่ให้เปลืองเงินทำไม พี่ชอบรถคันนี้นะมีปัญหาบ่อยดี ^_^” “ไม่ชอบคนแก่…มากประสบการณ์” คำพูดของตุลทำให้ฉันหน้าเหวอกันเลยทีเดียว ครั้งแรกที่มีคนพูดว่าฉันแก่ แถมยังบอกว่ามากประสบการณ์อีก ฉันยังบริสุทธิ์อยู่นะไอ้เด็กบ้า!!

เพราะฉันเมาแล้วเผลอไปมีอะไรกับใครโดยที่ไม่รู้จักกันไม่เคยเห็นหน้าไม่รู้จักชื่อ สองเดือนถัดมาฉันตรวจพบว่าตัวเองกำลังท้อง ฉันมีทางเลือกสองทาง เก็บเด็กไว้แต่ต้องลาออกจากมหาวิทยาลัย กับเอาเด็กออกแล้วกลับไปเรียนต่อ ฉันไม่อยากมีลูกก็จริง แต่ฉันก็ทำใจทำร้ายเลือดเนื้อของตัวเองไม่ลง จนฉันได้เจอกับความสุขที่เรียกว่าแม่ เด็กแฝดทำให้ฉันมีชีวิตชีวามากขึ้น

I've just returned from London and my father has contracted me to marry a billionaire heir to pay off his debts. I learned he's a world-famous player and also the bully that hurt me in high school so I've made it my mission to tame him and dump him because I love challenges and revenge. But when he goes from being a heartbreaker to a lover, I’m conflicted as I've started feeling little butterflies. Will love triumph in the end or will it end up how it always does; heartbreak?

Josh Xavier Turner, tak akan pernah membiarkan dirinya disakiti perempuan mana pun. Ia ingin dicinta, namun tak balas mencinta. Ava Abigail, perempuan biasa yang berhasil memporak-porandakan hati Xavier. Akankah cinta itu berbalas?

Taya Williams's life is forever changed by one kiss, and it isn't even a real kiss. All the way until her senior year of high school, Taya has been living her life cautiously and drama-free, until one day she is chosen as the female lead for the school's theater production. She soon realizes she has to share a kissing scene with the mysterious new guy, Judah Hudson. When the bad boy Judah offers her the deal of a lifetime, Taya finds herself in the world of skipping classes, practice kisses, and jealous lovers. Maybe there is more to a bad boy than just cigarettes and brooding stares. Maybe, and just maybe, there is more to this obscure deal than meets the eye.