PRETEND PRINCESS
"Yuyu, this thing appears to have survived a zombie apocalypse. You've got knots here that are likely growing their own civilization."
I theatrically gasped, clutching my chest. "My people! How did I let them languish so?"
"Because," she said, pushing the hair back through its knotted mess, "you've been too busy playing your little game of make-believe rather than facing your actual life problems."
I flopped down on the bed, exhaling. "Do you have to always come at me with knives? Where did soft love and encouragement go?"
Lily snorted. "Gentle love and support? Yuki, I've been observing you spin into this melodramatic soap opera of an existence for weeks now. It's nearly time for you to cal