Novel & Cerita Reddit Am I The Ahole

#BlackwoodMeltdown was number five. The videos were everywhere. Dozens of angles of my screaming, my collapse, my desperate pleas to be left alone. And the comments... God, the comments were vicious. "She's literally insane lol" "Someone needs to get this girl some serious help" "When you're so desperate for attention you fake a breakdown " "Maya Blackwood is the poster child for what happens when you give damaged girls too much attention" The memes had already started. Screenshots of my face mid-scream with captions like "When you realize you have to take responsibility for your actions" and "POV: You're not the main character anymore."

It was a group chat; -The Morafuckers- What in the- Above it was a notification; Allen added You, Asshole, Ciara, and Isaac. Asshole: Okay who added me here? Ciara: Wondering the same. Isaac: It's Allen. Allen: Good day, Morafuckers. Asshole: What's your reason for adding me to this dumb group chat? Allen: Well, I was thinking we could hang out tomorrow. Isaac: You could have just texted each of us. Allen: Nah takes time. -I need a break from people. Ciara: *Gasp* including me?

I scrolled through the comment section and all I saw were the bitter comments. @Cocomilo: Finally, we get to see the fall of those fools! @Ajeyli: Triple A my foot. Look who's now a Triple D, suckers! I can't wait for the big news!’ @Youcancallmedaddy: I'll give someone $200 if they're able to get me the information before the poster upload it. @Callmemummy: Eat your money @Youcancallmedaddy, you look like a skeleton in your profile.

group to keep up with updates since my schedule is more unpredictable than Murdok's temper Author DangerBeanz Fan Page I apologize for the horrible rhyme Roses are red and I love cheese curds It wont let me post without 100 words.

"You said you wouldn't be back for another month at least!" "Plans changed," Nathan said, laughing as he hugged her back, lifting her briefly off her feet before setting her down. "Turns out three months backpacking through South America is enough to make a man miss actual plumbing, decent coffee, and people who don't try to sell you llama wool at every single bus stop. Where's Ryan? I want to see his face when I tell him about the time I nearly got arrested in Bolivia."

***** Angelica: Oh my, I missed these sexy scenes Amber: Drink, Leo you need to calm down. Leo: #drowninginalcohol #imfurious #imsodissapointed

Let’s screenshot Reddit and report them privately. 【Understood. Follow the leader.】 【We should’ve reported them long ago…】 Jevon’s fans instantly rallied. Screenshots of the Reddit posts flooded the group, and any accounts suspected of being mine—or my fans—were all reported.

Ariana's POV "I, Ariana Flores, reject you, Logan Smith, as my mate." My voice cracked as I said those words, my heart shattering into a million pieces. "No." An anguished cry escaped his lips as he fell to the ground, his knees hitting the earth with a silent thud.

Cereal_killer ... Yes_you_suck ... I_love_my_mommy ... Will_the_devil DARN IT! *PEASANT I_love_my_mommy BUT, DUDE, YOU ARE ALREADY EXPOSED. Will_the_devil IT WAS AUTOCORRECT, WHAT THE HECK?! Yes_you_suck SURE. Cereal_killer SURE. I_love_my_mommy SURE. I_pooped I MEAN, HE IS RIGHT, GUYS. I AM NOT A PRINCESS. I AM A QUEEN.

I open the group chat that contains the most unbalanced yet most loyal humans in my life. I type: [If either of you opens this chat with “I told you so,” I will relocate you to Siberia.] Then I send the three screenshots. It takes less than five seconds for the typing bubbles to appear. Rhea gets there first. Rhea: [I’m not going to say “I told you so.”] [I’m going to say, where’s the license plate and I’m ready to be a pretty criminal.] Hazel comes in right after. Hazel: [Do not reply. Save everything.]