Am I The Ahole Novels & Stories

AITA Edit 1- Yes, I am right about my age and no I am not a creep. Edit 2- I changed setting because she asked me to shift with her. Edit 3- All those people who called me an a hole, ... don't sleep unguarded tonight. Edit 4- Ignore the news of sudden death of people at different area. I might not be responsible for these. .....

until now. And maybe that's the one thing I need to get out of this hellhole. I am fucking counting on it. ============================================= Thanks for reading :-)

I know deep down that I am done for. ##########

Cereal_killer ... Yes_you_suck ... I_love_my_mommy ... Will_the_devil DARN IT! *PEASANT I_love_my_mommy BUT, DUDE, YOU ARE ALREADY EXPOSED. Will_the_devil IT WAS AUTOCORRECT, WHAT THE HECK?! Yes_you_suck SURE. Cereal_killer SURE. I_love_my_mommy SURE. I_pooped I MEAN, HE IS RIGHT, GUYS. I AM NOT A PRINCESS. I AM A QUEEN.

"It's cute." No. No, no, no. I am so dead. WHY DID I SAY IT WAS CUTE? "CUTE!" Ambrose roared. "I...." I stopped midway and looked behind him. The exit seemed so close yet so far. Why wasn't Tessa and Shirley coming to my rescue? "Are you going to say something, or have you gone mute?" he barked. I could tell my comment about his schlong being cute hurt his man ego, and he was waiting for me to apologize and address it properly.

Zylith. THAT senile old fox! Goddamnit! You can never trust anyone in this world; I'm starting to miss my dog more these days. I can't believe I actually proclaimed myself to be this sleazebag's fan. Is it possible to set his ass on fire?

Entitled Asshole: Use soap. Laughing to myself, I throw my phone onto the floor before I cuddle into my bedsheets. Whatever, asshole.

“Please don't hurt me, she whispered faintly. “I was nice when I was alive .” “You were not nice you were dumb.” Axel replied icily. Ariel looked at the sea and it's surrounding in confusion. “Where am I?.” She was forced to ask. “Earth.” She held her head in pain, she had an excruciating headache, it felt like her head was about to split open. She fainted, Axel was quick to hold her head before her back touches the ground. “Darned humans.” He cursed. He was never wrong for despising humans, they were the weakest species he had ever seen. They were full of greed, lies, lust and other dumb vices. Their emotions were very unsteady as well , they could switch up on anyone at any point in time.

I let my shoulders shake a little, making sure my voice came out small and shaky. “I’m sorry for bumping into you,” I whispered. “But… why do you hate me? Did I do anything wrong? I’m sorry.” I looked up at him and gave him those puppy eyes. Kyle stared at me for a while but, he didn’t soften. He walked closer to me until he was right in front of me. He bent down to my level so he could look directly into my eyes. “Like I said before,” he said, voice calm but cold like ice, “your mistake is ever waking up. You should have stayed dead.”

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