Romance Funny Novels & Stories

“I knew you were still in love with me, Charmaine. “You’re here because you heard that I was getting married, aren’t you? Haven’t you been throwing this tantrum for long enough by now? “Look, I’ll go easy on you since you’re cosplaying as my favorite Marvel character for me. Apologize to Isabelle and promise you’ll be nice to her, and then I’ll forgive you.”

Rai looked at Damian lustfully, and his body shuddered. “Fuck yeah,” Rai groaned, threw his head back, and closed his eyes as Damian grabbed him. Rai opened his eyes a second later, his eyes twinkling. They looked at each other, their lips started to curl into a smile, and they burst out laughing. Damian straightened up, and they punched each other playfully. I giggled at them. I couldn’t believe that they were able to act that way, to make fun of each other sexually. Their bromance was just too unbelievable.

“He’s such a nice guy. Really funny too. He had me laughing the whole time.” Roman’s jaw tightened, his casual expression slipping ever so slightly as he set his tea down. “Did he?” he asked, his tone nonchalant, but there was a sharpness beneath it. I, noticing the flicker of jealousy in his eyes, leaned a little closer. “Oh, absolutely. He’s charming too. The kind of guy who really knows how to make a girl feel special,” I teased, fighting back a smirk as I watched his expression darken. “It’s refreshing to be around someone so easygoing and funny. We had such a good conversation.”

- sarcastically- The report said; Emiliano Romero, born in the province of Entre Rios, March 23, 1990, mother Roberta Ruiz, father Lautaro Nicolas Romero, and no siblings. His profession is veterinarian, he is fond of science. - Great, thought Maria, I'm ready to get married, how frustrating all this, she lamented a few more seconds of her existence and then left for new directions, at least her profession would remain and she could enjoy new students, without losing sight of her clear objective.

“Oh, you’ve changed your attitude? Matthew, don’t scare me. I would rather believe that pigs could climb trees than you being genuine about this relationship!” “Just you wait. I’ll prove to you guys that my feelings are more authentic than a pearl!” “Oh, I’m so scared! Mrs. Henderson, I was joking just now. Mr. Henderson has always been a loyal partner. There aren’t any rumors of him cheating on his girlfriend. He’s the most loyal man in the world.” Everyone in the room burst out in laughter after that sentence. Matthew’s face reddened. He then punched that guy. “Do you believe that I’ll kick you down from upstairs?!”

Kingston said "You have a lot of diapers to change"I said "I'm too hot for that"Kingston replied and Mum hit his arm "I am a patient can you guys stop hitting me"Kingston said "Well it's our way of showing affection"I said and hit him and he smiled. "When I start showing you my affection too don't get angry"He said "What do you mean by that?"I asked "Let's just wait and see"Kingston said and I hit him again just to annoy him as I stuck my tongue out childishly which made him chuckle.

She rolled her eyes at me and glanced a Raina who now had a scheming smile on her face. “I’m glad you asked, sister-in-law,” Raina taunted and I did not miss the bashful expression on Sandy’s face. “Well?” I was not in the mood to listen to her nonsense. “Go on.” “Right… Okay, you two need to do away with the friendship between the two of you. Even if you two are alone together, you need to practice your romance. Acting out under the watchful eyes of people will look easy for you but stiff to the onlookers.”

The woman laughs nervously and scurries off. I turn back to Luca. “You’re killing my vibe.” “You’re vibrating at an unhealthy frequency,” he says. “You’ve made three puns in under five minutes.” “Four,” I correct. “And that’s restraint.” He finally looks up at me then. Really looks. His gaze sharpens. The smile fades. Ah. There it is. Luca Romano doesn’t miss much. He especially doesn’t miss me turning myself into a human golden retriever on espresso.

I instruct her remembering everything Thelma said, I could always do one day in and one day out. ….. My eyes sparkled with laughter as I laughed at another Raffaelle joke, the room is buzzing with lots of people in fancy dinner dresses and champagne and food going around. “You’re a funny man Raffaelle” I tease playfully rolling my eyes, and taking a sip of the champagne.

***** I giggled to the humor in the romance movie I was watching with Ryan, then dipped my hand into the bowl of popcorn laying in between my legs. "Isn't that guy supposed to like...get mad at that rude girl or something?" Ryan asked looking exasperated. "Get mad at her?" I asked with a frown, pushing more popcorns into my mouth. "He finds her cute, there's no reason to get mad here" He groaned "God, I hate movies like this" "You think all guys are like you" I mumbled, sneering at him. "Oh, come on, I am not that bad"