Romans & histoires Romance Funny

"Why, what happened?" "Well, we've been flirting for months and just made the relationship official, but it just doesn't settle well with me, though I do love him, a lot, and I'm sure he loves me as well, but the thing is, we hardly have time for each other, either one of us is too busy for the other, it's always work, work, work, we've never gone on a proper date before, we don't even do what couples do, everything is just seriousness and work" Laura complained bitterly, " And you want to know the most crazy fact of this, it's that we've never had sex before, it's either a call comes in, when we're about to do the deed," Laura added, it really hurts her.

I tell her as I shove more into my mouth. She smiles, "Told you." "You love comedy films do you?" I asked while putting another fries on my mouth. She nodded before turning her head back to me and asked. "Dont you? It gives me good vibes when I feel down.” "Comedy movies are good. But romantic flicks are the best." Lindy laughs, “I didn’t know you were into that.” “I love sappy romantic films.” “Doesn’t it bore you?” “Not really, no.”

The man marched up to me and, to my surprise, burst into a peal of mocking laughter. Did you hear her, men? She is very thirsty. I think we should give her some water, isn't it? His sarcasm dripped off every word he uttered. They cheered loudly like cavemen, clamouring for some action. He left my side briefly and returned with a small bowl filled with liquid.

She said. "Come on this is not a marriage proposal, do you think my marriage proposal will be as lame as this? I can be very romantic when I want to be you know." I said and she laughed. "You? Romantic? Okay tell me, how will your marriage proposal be?" She asked. "You'll only get to find out if you accept to date me now so do you?" I asked. "I told you so." She said. "What?" "I told you back then remember? You said you weren't ever going to fall in love, I told you that you will and I'll be here to say I told you so when that happens." She said and I laughed.

In his mind he thought: Why did I say that?! I looked so macho earlier, and now I sound like I just came out in the middle of a confession. That’s embarrassing… but why does it seem like she likes it even more? Meanwhile, Roxane still couldn’t stop laughing. “Well, if this is the kind of date I’m having, I might run out of laughter before the wedding even happens. I thought this was serious, but it’s actually a comedy romance!” Roxane’s cheerful laughter spread around them, as if all the tension and heaviness from earlier had disappeared.

Roman chuckled at my impatience when I asked him what was funny, he just said that I was cute when I was frustrated. I took it as a compliment. I put it on him and raised myself up. Roman put his hands on my waist and guided me down, letting his c*ck slip deep i*side me. ‘F*ck!’ I smiled hearing him mo*n. I didn’t build up the rhythm, I was too turned on, instead, I leaned over, holding onto the bedpost as I started r*ding him, hard and fast. Bouncing up and down on his d*ck, making the bed tremble beneath us.

He hums. I continue speaking. “You know, almost the same thing happens in every romantic movie. Still, it’s just so…perfect. The whole meetcute, love at first sight, enemies to lovers, fake relationships. All those cliche troupes are the best. I just can’t get enough of them.” I continue talking. “Then something silly and inconsequential happens and they have a big fight.” Ronan mumbles.

“Excellent. Reconciliation, romance, mild violence. This reception has everything.” I laughed again. And this time— It came easily.

I could tell before he even opened his mouth that he had come up with something to say. “All day, I’ve been thinking about how funny some things are.” Maverick said in a voice edged with a familiar tease. “Rumors have a way of being right sometimes.” Heat flooded my cheeks and before I could stop it, the words were out of my mouth. “You’re insufferable.” His grin widened. “And yet…” his eyes flicked to my face, catching the way I was biting down on my lip, “…you can’t even deny it without blushing.”

I don’t believe that shit at all and it doesn’t help that they burst out laughing at the look on my face when Loyalty says, “I love lilies” “I know that baby girl, but isn’t that something they do on school trips, not dates”, I tell her, since I still don’t believe that’s what they did. I mean if they did, that’s sort of romantic yet corny as fuck at the same time! Jonny just rolls his eyes. “Spin, sometimes I swear you don’t have a romantic bone in your whole body”, she says to me. “My romantic bone is soft at the moment since you’re sitting on another man’s lap, baby girl”, I tell her as Jonny pulls Loyalty into him to muffle his laughter. “Not funny, Knight”!