Roomate Meme Novels & Stories

"Avis, could you grab my body wash? It’s on my desk. I'm busy showering; I can't go over to get it." On the balcony, my roommate, Linda Lowe, was indulging in her cold shower, basking in the sunlight streaming through the windows. Our dorm wasn’t on a high floor, and anyone passing below could easily glance up to enjoy the view. But Linda didn’t care. Far from it—she seemed to revel in it, swaying her body with exaggerated movements as though she couldn’t wait to flaunt herself.

She promised to secretly take photos of me and share them online. Just today, her latest video included a photo of me waking up at 7:00 am to put makeup on. Her caption said, "My love-addled dormmate must be desperate for love. Look at her waking up early just to doll herself up for her boyfriend because she's scared to lose his affection. "She's not at all like the rest of us who don't bother making ourselves look good for a guy. We are able to carry ourselves with grace and embrace our natural beauty."

I succeeded in getting their attention "can you please get out of this place, and where are my roommates?" "roommates? this is our room, I think you were roomed with us" one of them said. "what! I was roomed with boys!!" I yelled. The guys exchanged skeptical glances, and one of them muttered under his breath, "Great, just what we need." I stood frozen in the doorway, my eyes scanning the room in horror. How could they do this to me? how can they room me with... boys. One of them, a tall, dark-haired guy with piercing blue eyes, stood up from the couch and walked towards me, a charming smile plastered on his face. "Hi, I'm Ethan," he said, stretching out his hand for a handshake.

“You know what?! Fine, let’s go on a date tonight, take me back to your apartment, and if you want to eat me out so badly, I’ll let you. You can lay me across your fucking table and eat me like a buffet” I look over at her as Meme continues to belch out her laughter. Amory’s face is serious! “ ¡¿Piensas quedarte a dormir en mi departamento, porque te voy a devorar hasta que no puedas caminar?!” (Are you planning to sleep over at my apartment, because I'm going to devour you until you can't walk?!) “I have no idea what he just said, but that sounded so dirty”, Meme says through her laughter.

I can imagine her tossing out her quick witty comments that most take as flirting even though I know better and she's actually insulting them, but the guys just eat it up and next thing you know, she's walking back to our table, drinks and her cash in hand with three guys drooling after her. "This is Eve, my roommate, best friend and all around bad ass bitch." she says as everyone takes their respective seats around the table. I scaresly make an effort to remember their names seeing and I'm positive we will never see them again after we challenge them to a game and take their money, but they seem pleasant enough.

asked Christine probingly. "It seems that I have to go, Aunt Christine. I have a very important business. So I don't think I'm going to sleep in this house tonight. However, I hope Auntie still prepares the room I already want for me to live in tomorrow. Because tomorrow I will go back to this house and stay in the room I have chosen. The room with pink paint is very beautiful," said Renee with a grinning smile. "Yes, alright Renee," Christine replied briefly as if she couldn't resist Renee's words.

Suddenly, I didn't know why I actually pictured myself meeting his mom, and the imagination was more vivid due to the fact of him sharing a story with his mom on her birthday two days ago. Alena: "So who's your favorite character from Friends?" I asked him in order to divert from that topic. Thankfully, he took the cue and eased into a conversation of me fangirling about 'Friends' to other shows. "Who's got you smiling like that?" my roommate Maya asked. I sat up in my bed and lied bluntly, "Nothing. Just some relatable memes." She arched a suspicious eyebrow. "Is that so?" I shrugged. "That is so."

"Not really, only five places, including this apartment! this apartment is by far the best!" "Is that so? earlier, the man said there was an empty apartment with three bedrooms. If you don't mind, how about we share a room?" "What? share a room? with you?" ***

Anna cheered on my other side. “Hey, I don’t know what you sluts are doing, but I haven’t even touched myself.” I grinned widely, knowing that they couldn’t possibly see me through their veggie glasses. Instead of answering me, they both laughed loudly, and I playfully shushed them. “Shhh, you guys! We are supposed to be quit here. People are napping under their cucumbers,” I joked again, provoking them to laugh even harder. “I wish my roommate was this funny. Poor thing is so shy and uptight. I doubt she knows what ‘fun’ means,” Stacy gave voice to her thoughts.

My Alpha Roommate Edit Free Updated in 2021-04-28 21:35:44 1902Words "What did one nut say when it was chasing the other nut?" I asked Scarlet as we were sitting outside, having being kicked out a couple seconds ago. Those hoes also took away my fucking vodka. VODKA! Can you believe it? Chivalry is really dead.