Fifty Shades Of Ugly
Chelsea gave out a small laugh, "Hey, I'm full of surprises. So, River, tell me more about yourself."
River's face brightened. "Okay, I was a mermaid in my past life."
"Unsurprisingly, I believe you." Chelsea looked River up and down, a playful glint in their eye. "You look like a mermaid in your present life, honey. I first thought you were Ariel."
River giggled, clearly delighted by the comparison. "I get that a lot! But I'm more of a Calypso, don't you think?"
Chelsea raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "Calypso, huh? I can see that. You've got the whole mystical, ocean-nymph vibe going on."