Saiki K Funny Novels & Stories

“I am not your teacher, you know. And it doesn’t need to be embarrassing, just laugh it off. You know how to laugh, right?” He suddenly stopped walking and gave me a sharp and dirty look, his eyebrows raised at me, like he did not quite believe I had asked him that. ‘Shit. You pissed him off. Take it back. Take it back.’ Akira urges me. ‘Though I don’t think he knows what laughing is.’ she adds with a giggle. “Seriously?” he asked. “Of course I know how to laugh. I just don’t find you funny.” ‘Oooh roasted!’ Akira was giggling again.

She raised an eyebrow at me before responding: "Ok, and? I waited a while before responding, and I hit him in the eye with my calculus textbook before running away. I take my blessing back! The stupid girl burst out laughing, and Six chose that moment to walk into class. The shiner I caused starting to appear under his eye, which only made Summer laugh harder. By now, even the teacher thought she was losing it. "Miss Acosta, would you like to explain why you're laughing?" Mrs Ferret asked."I'm sorry, Mrs Ferret. Miss Solano is an idiot," Summer replied, wiping away her tears. Yes, she was laughed that hard. "Please keep whatever it is to yourselves!" Mrs Ferret snapped. "Yes, Mam," Summer no

"That's brilliant!" Shaun laughed. "I've been known to have a good idea from time to time." "No wonder you're a doctor," Saskia said emphatically. "You're a fucking genius."

I say and see his eyes widen at my words. “You hear this, brother? Your mate is a dancer! She could probably strangle you with her thighs,” he says, chuckling away. Kai sets down an omelette in front of me, looking even hungrier than before. “I would love to see her try,” he says with a wink, then disappearing to the sizzling stove again. Red-faced and mortified, I pick up my knife and fork and dig into my meal. Will I ever get used to their jests?

“I’m saying these things so Aito-kun can get shit drunk! He has done so many! Hahahahaha!” Yua chuckled. “My turn. Never have I ever gone down on a girl” I and a few others took another round of shots. Sakura started laughing hysterically. “Y'all are animals! Hahahaha! I can clearly remember that Aito-kun went down on me too and oh my gosh he’s so good with his tongue hahaha! Y’all should get in bed with him someday. He’ll make you feel so gooooood” Ugh. I decided it would be best if Sakura wasn’t given a chance to speak anymore. She would blurt out every secret she knew about me.

" Rila, the MUA answered. “Masya Allah, is it because you make up the smart ones or you are really pretty Saz? You are so beautiful ”Sinta joked while hitting Saskia's back slowly. Saskia shook her head, confused about the treatment of three college friends who are now sitting snapping the camera on her cellphone, taking pictures of them with Saskia many times.

Tony yells as he exits via a stage door and continues his performance. "This is so cool," Saika exclaims. "They are having a game of beer pong over there; would it be possible for us to join in?" My response to Jeff is, "Whatever you want." Saika stares at me, perplexed. "When did you first start enjoying beer?" I ask. "Always, I enjoy alcoholic beverages of any kind, and you are aware of this." She beckons for us to join her at the table where the game of beer pong is taking place. I can't deny that it gives off an exciting vibe.

I unpacked my sandwich while Gal spread her notes across her lap, Sai balancing her lunch and a textbook like she was defusing a bomb. “You guys remember when lunch breaks were actually fun?” Sai muttered between bites. “Now it’s just a glorified study session.” Gal smiled. “We’re almost done. Just a few more days, and you can burn your notes if you want.” “I’m not burning them,” Sai said. “I’m framing them as evidence of trauma.” I nearly choked on my drink laughing. “That’s one way to honor your suffering.” Gal gave me a light shove. “Don’t laugh, you’ll be next. I saw you panic over meiosis last night.”

Her caption read: First Saturday in Colorado and I survived! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Back home in Oklahoma, Tony lay in bed in his tiny apartment, the glow of his phone cutting through the darkness. The ping of a notification jolted him. He opened F******k, and there she was—Shortcake, looking happy, surrounded by new faces. She’d only been gone four days, but seeing her like this made it feel like a lifetime. Toby hit the like button, staring at the screen for a moment longer. This is what he wanted for her, right? Happiness. Friends. A life beyond home. He set his phone aside, rolled over, and fina

Eriko chimed in, “Oh yeah! And didn’t you ask us to come with you to that Indonesia festival a while ago? What’s going on, Sa-chan~?” Sakura flustered, “I-I’m just… curious, that’s all.” Eriko leaned in closer, grinning, “Really? Then why are your cheeks and ears so red, hmm?” Mia hugged her from behind, giggling, “Aww, who made our Sa-chan turn this cute all of a sudden?” “Who is he?” Eriko pushed teasingly. “Nobody! Just… a friend!” Sakura snapped, too quickly. “A friend… or a ‘friend’?” they echoed in unison, delighted.