Sailor Moon Funny Novels & Stories

Samantha Hale thought she had it all — a perfect marriage, a thriving career as a software engineer, and the kind of life that looked flawless from the outside. Until she discovers her husband is cheating on her… with her sister. And that her sister is pregnant. Betrayed. Homeless. Broke. One night, Samantha enters a radio contest on a whim — and wins an old Victorian mansion in a forgotten countryside town called Willow Creek. It’s supposed to be her new beginning. But the house has a secret buried deep beneath its foundations. When she unlocks the door to the basement, Samantha finds two stone coffins — and accidentally awakens Lucien Varyn, the long-lost King of Vampires, and his enigmatic right hand, Sebastian. Lucien is dark, magnetic, and far too dangerous. Sebastian is cold, calculating, and hiding something behind his icy loyalty. Both are bound to her by an ancient prophecy neither of them expected to come true. As strange events unfold and old powers stir, Samantha must decide who to trust — and who to love — before the house claims her soul… Because in Willow Creek, under the glow of the Blood Moon, the past isn’t dead. It’s just waiting to be awakened.

The Moon Goddess chose wrong twice. Betrayed by the mate he once trusted, Alpha Enzo Breyer locked his heart away and rebuilt his shattered pack into a powerhouse strong, wealthy, feared. At thirty, he wants no Luna, no heir, no love. Fate is a liar, and weakness is death. Hookups are fine. Anything deeper is forbidden. Then she crashes into his world. Nina Crossroad, a quiet healer from the enemy Crest Moon Pack, is dragged into his territory as a reluctant spy, bound by threats to her dying father and the iron grip of her corrupt Alpha. She clings to her faith in the Goddess who once brought her parents together, trusting fate to deliver the one meant for her even as she’s forced to betray the very mate she discovers in the man who now holds her captive.

Elara Cadman’s life shatters when she discovers her husband, Damian—the man she was fated to—betrayed her with her best friend. But the pain runs deeper than she ever imagined. Damian never loved her; she was just a pawn in his revenge against her family. Stripped of her home, forced into a ruthless contract, and robbed of the child she secretly carried, Elara vows to destroy him. But as she digs deeper, shocking truths emerge—Damian had been fed lies all his life. His true enemy isn’t the Cadmans but someone far more dangerous. As a hidden war brews, their tangled past threatens to consume them both. Can Elara and Damian fight against their shared enemies, or will the weight of betrayal and bloodshed tear them apart forever?

Lena Hart has been waiting her entire life for the day she would meet her fated mate. This dream is however shattered when she turns nineteen, as her mate happens to be the ruthless Alpha Kade Blackwood who rejects her outright. Humiliated and heartbroken Lena leaves her pack, promising herself not to come back again. Nevertheless, fate decides otherwise when dark force threatens both of their packs Lena rises as an unexpected leader with newfound strength. With war on the horizon Kade finally realizes he made a catastrophic mistake. But is it still too late to get back the mate he once carelessly tossed aside?

It was forbidden, a sin, but none of these men seemed to understand that. They all wanted to antagonize her, unveil her, tempt her, and pursue her. "A commoner is worth more than a grain of sand, a Half breed is even worse, and you are both, the worst of two worlds, truly you are pitiful….but your fidelity happens to be worth more than both noble and commoner combined. Is that not an interesting fact?"— Oliviér Lé Fóix. "I agree that aside from evangelism there is a sinful agenda but how can you judge my faith when you tempt me by standing in my house with your bare breasts in my sight?"— Sebastién Wright. "You can pray we are interrupted so you do not say yes when I ask if I can rip your underwear and play with your pulsing little clit, Vixen."— Nicolas Dé Penthiévre. "Haha, you've got me, I really have other plans besides seducing you into convincing that bastard for me, I want to fuck you, I mean the thought has been fucking me in the brain since I saw your bright and cheery face. I want my cock to tear that jaw."— Constantine Rousseau.

Aria Stonemore is a quiet and naive omega who lives the life of a slave despite being born a queen. Going about a day in her sorrowful and miserable life, Amy, her inner wolf, revealed before her and Alpha Talon that they were both fated mates. Aria thought that her life was about to turn out as a fairytale, ‘from grass to grace’ but unfortunately, she gets insulted and rejected in the most humiliating way possible before the members of the pack. After the heartbreaking incident, a tired and miserable Aria encountered an alpha who she suddenly eloped with. The alpha portrays himself as a perfect man. What is the purpose of this encounter? Will Aria face the same rejection and humiliation or will she finally get to live the life she had always dreamed of?

Jade was the only Lycan of a nomadic herd of southern Europe in 1800, she was rejected for being a Lycan, her grandfather was the alpha of the family and decided to sell her to be rich and get rid of the problem that generated him to have her around. Jade managed to escape from the ship that was taking her to an unknown place. In her escape she arrives to the city of the moles. There she meets Jhon, a doctor who recently lost his wife. He helps her heal the wounds she got running through the forest. However, he falls in love with her and almost a year later they get married. However, a blood moon covers the night sky of Europe for several months. Attacks on humans occur and they begin to blame the wolves for this. However the ones responsible for this are the Lycans who get out of control of the blood moon. However, a meeting is ordered with all the wolves of the continent to try to stop the wave of attacks, however, Jade will have to reunite with the family that hurt her so much and relive her traumas for this situation, will she forgive them?

In a city too small for two packs, love finds a way when Jasper Compton returns home from school abroad and encounters Reid Morrison. As their romance heats up, so does the war between their families. With family and pack loyalty conflicting with the True-Mate bond, can these star-crossed lovers find happily ever after, or will their romance end in tragedy?

Willow, a city girl, is heartbroken after walking in on her best friend and husband sleeping together. In an effort to find herself she rents a cabin in a secluded forest. To her surprise the remote cabin is full of surprises and it is soon clear the forest is full of secrets. To fuel her sadness she finds out her best friend is carrying her husband’s baby. This is the final straw for her and she runs into the forest and follows a wolf to a stone table. It turns out Willow has a family secret of her own, a magical bloodline that she had no clue about. She will have to find out fast because a family of werewolves fighting against a rival clan that wants to release a monster older than time. They will need Willows help if they want to keep the monster in the prison. Willow will have to look deep within herself and make choices she never thought possible for the greater good.

Seventeen-year-old Elara Ward has spent her life being forgotten and shuffled between foster homes and small towns that never remembered her once she’s gone. But the dying town of Willowmere is different. The air hums with whispers, the lake no longer reflects the moon, and something ancient is stirring beneath the willows. When Elara follows a strange light into the woods one blood-red night, she crosses the veil and a boundary between the human world and the Lumenwild, a realm of living moonlight and haunted shadows. There, she’s marked by an ancient power known as Moonfire, a symbol burned into her skin that pulses with the rhythm of the twin moons above. Saved by four mysterious men who are named Cael, their golden-eyed Alpha; Kian, the lightning-tongued rogue; Auren, the silent watcher; and Nyx, the shadow who walks between worlds and Elara learns that her arrival has reignited a prophecy buried in legend. The Riftborn, creatures of bone and smoke, are returning, and the mark she bears is both a weapon and a curse. In the heart of the Lumenwild’s glowing forest lies the Sanctum, a stronghold where wolves walk in light and the Moon’s will is law. There, Elara begins to uncover the truth, her crossing was no accident. The veil didn’t just let her in but it had called her home. As the moons draw closer and the bond between Elara and the wolves deepens, she must choose whether to embrace the power that could heal a broken world… or unleash the one that could end it. Because the Moon is awake again and she remembers her chosen.