Sailor Moon Funny

"When the Moon Rises, So Does She." Detective Cassandra Greyhound has seen her fair share of strange cases—but nothing could prepare her for Blueboard City. What begins as a string of bizarre deaths quickly unravels into a web of supernatural chaos, marked by ancient sigils, cryptic warnings, and creatures that shouldn’t exist. As her reality spirals, Cassandra discovers she’s not just solving a mystery… she is the mystery. Hunted by shadows, betrayed by those she trusted, and caught in the pull of a dangerous attraction to the enigmatic billionaire Nikolas—who harbors dark secrets of his own–Cassandra is thrust into a world where myths walk the streets and destinies are carved in blood and moonlight. When she learns she is the reincarnation of the Moon Goddess, everything changes. But the truth is darker than she ever imagined. As she and Nikolas battle to survive the wrath of Nikolas’s vengeful twin brother, Cassius, and the manipulative sorceress Aurelia, an even greater threat rises: Erebus, god of darkness and her father, returns to claim her powers—and her soul. In a final stand at the ancient Lunar Temple, Akira must embrace her divine heritage, outwit gods, monsters, and betrayals, and rise as the ruler of the night… or watch the world burn under eternal shadow. Power. Passion. Betrayal. Destiny.... “Moonbound” is a spellbinding urban fantasy brimming with deadly secrets, forbidden love, and the raw force of a goddess awakening."

Under a moon that binds wolves by blood and fate, Lyra Vale survives by staying invisible. Raised among humans and believing herself weak, Lyra’s life shatters when a full moon awakens the wolf inside her and exposes her to the brutal hierarchy of werewolf packs. Claimed as the mate of Ronan Blackthorn, the feared Alpha King, Lyra is thrust into a world ruled by dominance, ancient laws, and a Moon Goddess who demands obedience. But Lyra is not what she seems. As her power grows and forbidden truths surface, she discovers the mate bond is not a blessing it is a chain. And the Moon Goddess is not a protector, but a parasite feeding on bloodshed and control. Torn between love and destiny, Lyra must choose: submit to fate… or break the moon itself.

Rose Thomas comes to the Moon Valley Pack as a survivor. Her smaller pack was decimated by the rouges that attacked at night. Now a few people lived to tell the tale..

"Silvia Ironwolf, for your crime of murder, you will be forever banished from the Packs," Omega Rovit intoned. Another humiliation. To have my fate read out to me by the lowliest member of the Ironwolf Pack while all the others turned their backs. Rovit was loving it. He had worshipped Jedan. He leaned forward, his face close to mine, his spit landing on my face, "And if you ever return to the Wildlands," he finished, "You will be torn limb from limb, your remains fed to the vultures." If my hands had not been bound by the leather mitts, shackled together with silver, I would have ripped his sneering face from his skull and fed that to the vultures. My nails scraped against the soft leather interior of the mitts. My iron nails. The pack guardsmen blunted many tools before giving up on removing the iron from my fingertips. The iron was part of me now. They said that Jedan was barely recognizable when they found him. They said that the iron was a curse that had been bred out of the pack centuries ago. They said that it was my curse that killed Jedan, future Alpha of Firewolf. It was Jedan's inability to understand 'No' that killed him. Now I will be punished. Banished forever from my pack, from the Wildlands. From my love, Vuko. The brother of the man I have slain. * Four years later and the Wildlands packs face a grave threat to their existence. Vuko, the reluctant Alpha of Firewolf, believes they need Silvia if they have any chance of survival. *He* needs Silvia. Will Vuko find Silvia? Will Silvia forgive the packs for the injustice done to her? Is she truly cursed? Are Vuko and Silvia destined for each other?

In a world of werewolf packs and ancient traditions, Mara has known only pain and despair as an omega in her step werewolf family. Her step father tries to marry her to Andrew, the son of the current Alpha but her step mother and Andrew’s girlfriend make a move to stop it which cause her step father’s life. Mara’s life become more miserable, however, when three powerful alphas, Jake, Dwayne, and Shane, declare that she is their destined mate, Mara's life takes a thrilling turn. Caught between the allure of three different paths, Mara must navigate the treacherous world of werewolf politics, face her own inner demons, and discover her true worth. Will she choose the alpha who offers protection, the one who ignites her passion, or the one who promises harmony?

Carra Reed was investigating a crime scene when she was attacked by a giant black wolf. While trying to get away, the powerful jaw of the big canine got hold of one of her legs. Carra's agonizing scream was muffled by a massive explosion which turned the whole place into an inferno. As her consciousness faded into nothingness, the last thing Carra saw, was the great evil in the grey eyes of the canine. When she woke up, Carra found herself jn a different body and timeline entirely. In this epic fantasy-romance, medieval world, Carra would face arranged marriages with the ruling Lycan clan, troublesome family, supernatural mysteries and the Grey eyed wolf. There are humans, Machans (humans with wolf traits), Lycans (wolf shapeshifters), Vampires (blood spectrals), Lamians (humans with spectral traits). And war. This is a tale like no other.

NOTE: This book has been updated to include more sexy chapters. Please clear your cache for the updates on chapters already purchased. Thank you! When the most powerful Alpha buys me at an underground auction, I never dreamed he would claim me as his Mate. My pack was attacked, and everyone killed… everyone except for me. I could fetch a great price on the Black Market. For I am not only a Mafia Princess, I’m the Princess of the High Claw Pack, and now, the only living heir to the throne. But the Don who just bought me, is the most vicious of all. And he’s claimed me as his Mate. Will I submit... or not? No one claims me… even Adan Cole.

Selene remembers nothing, not her name, not her family, and certainly not why she wakes up with dirt under her nails and the phantom sensation of running on four legs. Hidden in the quiet village of Blackthorn, she lives a ghost of a life, until a man with winter-gray eyes and a presence like a thunderstorm walks into her tavern. Dian is an Alpha in name only. Since the tragic death of his mate and pup thirteen years ago, his inner wolf has been silent, buried under a mountain of grief and ice. He expected to live out his days in the shadows, until a single look at the "human" barmaid awakens a primal, unstoppable command: Mine. But Selene is no ordinary human. She is Moon-touched, a rare and ancient being whose blood carries the power to command the very wolves that worship her. As an ancient enemy, the Spirit Killers emerges from the dark to claim her power, Dian must choose between the safety of his cold isolation and the fire of a fated bond that could destroy his pack. From the quiet streets of Blackthorn to the savage politics of the pack lands, Moon Touched is a 250-chapter saga of healing, legacy, and a love that spans generations. It is a story of a woman finding her voice, a man finding his heart, and a family built from the ashes of a war that refused to end

When a vegan werewolf falls for a celebrity chef, will his appetite for her cause him to stray from his reformed ways? Santiago is a werewolf living in sunny Beverly Hills. Despite being an Alpha, he's abandoned his pack after a family betrayal. After years of sunning in the suburbs, he's bored and has given up all hope of ever finding his Luna. Only, after seeing celebrity chef, Gabrielle on a television cooking show, ancient feelings begin to stir inside him. Feelings he thought would never surface. Now, he must decide if he should pursue his mate--even if she is human--to quench the hunger that now stirs inside him. Take one hungry wolf, mix in one lonely chef, and sprinkle in some hot sex and you'll find a tasty treat that will keep you coming back for more.

Kaldar wakes up after his impurification, now reborn as a vampire, and having no memories of his past except for the fact that he was a dying cancer patient. He soon learns that he was reborn not only as a vampire but as a rare alpha-specie called the Supremes, which are more highly advanced than the ordinary vampire. His aspiration to figure out about his past life drives him but he is soon met with great challenges like the higher court, a board made of vampires that have lived for millennia, and want him to join the fight against a newly discovered species of human that can transform into wolf-like beasts that pose a threat to all vampires, previously thought to be myths. As a vampire he is supposed to be stoic yet he finds himself falling in love with a human girl named Dawn, which eventually causes him to a fellow vampire for the first time. He has to decide between his human lover, his aspiration to find out about his past life and the higher court.