Sailor Moon Funny Novels & Stories

Both of them answered at the same time. "Master, when you encounter that demon, don't forget to say 'I am the Moon Goddess, champion of justice! On behalf of the moon, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you!' phrase before you fight him!" Silver Moon floated up an down excitedly, somehow Ming Yue could see a picture of a small girl jumping up and down cutely on the background. Hm? Wait a damn whole minute.. Did her sword just say that famous phrase of a certain TV animation show?!

The second unknown individual voiced out in loud chuckles as soon as Amethyst discovered where the voices were coming from. Inside a green guardsman tent; where Mario and Paige were having a hare as their afternoon meal. Amethyst crouched down and with hushed steps, she approached the tent. "He is still waiting for 'The Moon Crawler' to shed a drop of her blood as a promise to the moon, of course!" Mario replied, his teeth grinding the thigh bone of the hare. "I actually heard that the Moon Crawler lost her mind and cheesed off on Melpomene, his Highness's 'sister'!"

the Lord of the Moon said. “Maybe when next you call them, I will at least be bold,” Sarah said and everyone laughed. “Should I call them again?” the Lord of the Moon said. “No!!” Sarah said and took two steps backwards. “You are still frightened; you will have mastery of the skills soon. Now say; suscipe me! (take me up)” the Lord of the Moon said. “Suscipe me!” Sarah said and she was carried to the house rooftop. The astronauts laughed at Sarah as she screamed for help. After about two minutes, the Lord of the Moon brought Sarah back to the ground.

The silence cracked, shattered by a rapid-fire chorus of whispers. “Madeleine?” “Our Madeleine? The kitchen girl?” “Impossible.” A snicker reached my ears, then another, louder this time. Laughter, thin and cruel, spread through the back rows, unchecked. “The Moon Goddess must have truly lost her mind this time,” someone called out, their voice dripping with malice. Another joined, “A servant as Luna? What a joke!”

The call came unusual. And unexpectedly funny. Immediately I picked the call. Selene spends several minutes complaining about a disastrous street-food adventure she and Ravenna attempted earlier in the day. I haven’t laughed this hard. “You wouldn’t believe I’ve used the toilet for more ten times Liora.” “Oh dear, Thats what you get for being adventurous. I laughed so hard. We turned the experience into an increasingly ridiculous story. I found myself laughing harder than I had in weeks. The ease of the conversation reminds me of how far we have come.

Selene stomped like a child. " WAIT FUCKING THERE " Rhiala shouted before she disappeared around the house and out of sight. Everyone was looking at Selene now, who crossed her arms over her chest and scowled. But she didn't storm off or move. She stayed where put. What she did do was throw out dirty looks to Rhiala's brothers, who started whispering and laughing among themselves. " What is so funny ? " she snapped at them eventually. Raan looked back at her unimpressed and shrugged. " Well , you've pissed her off. You'll learn not to do that. Our sister is more of a neanderthal than what we are " he laughed.

Naya asked. “No, but I'd like to know why.” She smiled. “Well, all I can say is all work and no play makes Jack a dull wolf.” She replied, causing Selene to chuckle. “You just rephrased that. The humans use it on people when they see them being too serious. You know, everyone's gotta loosen up sometimes.” Selene chuckled. Naya was happy her trick got Selene smiling again. “Even the moon goddess?” Naya asked. “Huh?” Selene almost choked on her fries.

I bet they were thinking of ways to get rid of him without my knowledge. He laughed at that, the sound prompting me to laugh. Miles growled, his eyes narrowed at the phone. I had to stand on the couch and move away from him. “What's funny?” I leaned on the window and watched my mates, whose frowns were still prominent, looking like they were about to snap Jeremy's head off should they get their hands on him. “You have a way with words, Luna. I doubt a day goes by that you don't make me laugh. I love your sense of humour.”

He bent over gently and spread his legs to gain better balance. In the end- Bff- A weird sound came out at the worst time ever. “Haha, haha!” Sion was the first to crack up. She couldn’t even stand still from how much she was laughing. “My god is this funny! Are you trying to lift the sword or trying to fart?” “Ah, whatever, stop acting tough. You wouldn't be able to pick it up even if you were to fart a hundred times more.” Everyone else couldn’t hold in their laughter either.

Rae suddenly said and I laughed, spilling some contents in my mouth to the floor. "Luna are you alright? My apologies if there's anything in the food that you don't like". Maria was beside me immediately, offering a cup of water. I gasped, trying to control my laughter but I failed miserably as I laughed again. ‘Stop laughing. They'll think you're mad’. This was one thing with Raelene. There was never a dull moment. "Sorry Maria. It's not you nor your food. I just recalled something funny and I couldn't control myself. I know that's very unlunalike".