Sailor Moon Funny Novels & Stories

She looked at him, blinking twice with pouted lips. "What?" "How the hell are you enjoying this?" he asked. "Huh?" "How can there be fire underwater? A car crashes into them, and they get up the next second. SpongeBob sliced himself into pieces, and a snail… the snail meowed! It’s not a fucking cat! And Patrick literally swallowed his own brain and laughed. How the fûck Sandy able to stay underwater? And what’s a rocket doing under the—" Morticia’s laughter cut him off, echoing through the room as Klaus stared at her seriously, only making her laugh harder.

She looked to the side and saw Raina staring at her with a mocking expression. “Heh” Raina let out a loud, mocking chuckle. The sound of her laughter filled the quiet room, making Selene feel even more upset that she wished she could tear her face apart instantly. "It’s not that deep, Selene," Raina said with a playful spark in her eyes. "You should see your face right now…You look like you just swallowed a lemon."

This was the man she was willing to search the world for. Suddenly, she burst into hysterics. She laughed at her life and what it was turning into. Was Selene trying to play a joke on her? Or was her mating a failed experiment? Either way, the jokes were on Diana and she wasn't finding it funny.

Selene shoots me a warning look, but she’s hiding a smile. “Oh, don’t encourage him,” Carol groans. “Now he thinks he’s funny.” I raise both hands in mock surrender. “Please. I’m hilarious. Ask anyone.” “I don’t need to ask anyone,” Selene murmurs, glancing up from the crown she’s weaving. “I’ve heard your jokes.” That gets me. I grin at her, and for a second—for just that heartbeat—it feels like the world could actually be okay. Like we could sit here making fun of each other all day and forget about curses and wars and black magic.

I knew she found amusement in the weirdest things. The first time I have seen Artemis smile had been when she had been covered in blood by one of her prisoners. She had just been torturing the guy when she took things a bit too far and killed him by decapitating him. Blood had gotten all over her dress. I expected her to be upset about it, but she just smiled. Then she waved her hands over her a little, making the dress turn red. It had been the same dress, except she somehow changed the color of it. “This dress looks much better in red.” She had said. At the time I thought it had been the weirdest thing to see.

=== "Jason Momoa? Wooaahh... You must have felt like the moon had fallen on you when he entered your room, right?" I pouted in annoyance. "I'm serious, Biand. And he's so funny. I kept laughing because of his jokes, which are actually quite absurd." "If you can laugh because of his absurd jokes, that means he's worth considering," Biand replied, changing his face to be more serious. "Considered as an employee?" I asked confusedly.

I'll take the soft tones of moonlight over the blinding sun any day of the week! Meena giggles, the sound pure and mischievous all at once. If fairies were real, she could probably be one. Everything about her is musical. It sounds like a donkey braying when I laugh, but it is as melodic as the whispering waters of a babbling brook when my sister laughs. "I know they're not real, Jessa. But wouldn't it be wonderful if they were if magic was real and could whisk us away from all of our worries?"

Although, I couldn't understand the reason why the young warrior said ‘I just got lucky’. “What if it wasn't luck as you guys believed?” Suddenly, they burst into a loud laughter in unison. “Really?” “Then what is it?” One of them surged forward. “Or you've also got some magical gift like Maddie does?” They chuckled softly, grinning before they burst into an erupting laughter. I frowned my brow at what seemed embarrassing to my image. “What exactly is so funny?” …And who the hell is the ‘Maddie’ in question?

Thalia turned to look at me, clearly irritated by my sudden sense of humor. "Oh, you think this is funny?" Thalia questioned, her tone laced with irritation. She seemed taken aback by my unexpected reaction. I sheepishly smiled, trying to fight off the smirk that threatened to grace my lips. "Well, maybe a little," I muttered, realizing the absurdity of the situation. It wasn't that I found the circumstances amusing, but rather the irony of our rivalry. In that moment, I realized that laughter might be the only defense mechanism I had left to cope with the overwhelming fear and uncertainty surrounding us.

I wiggled my brows playfully and Evelyn laughed harder, making the mood lighter "You can book an appointment with the moon goddess. Just give her secretary a phone call and it's done" she joked and we both laughed. "How crazy would that be" I said in between laughs "going to the moon to meet the moon goddess and pitching my idea" "Hella crazy....and that's if its even possible" "You mean going to the moon? " I said innocently "You could call Bruno Mars to talk to the moon by himself" It took me two seconds to understand what she just said and we both burst into laughter at the same time.