Contracted Girlfriend To My Hockey Mate
“Well, if you’re so worried about it, you could always pay me back in a way I like.. I promise you're gonna love it.”
“You’re a fucking asshole!” Her cheeks turn pink, and the glare she shoots me is priceless.
“And you’re adorable when you’re mad,” I tease. “Now come on, it’s showtime.”
As we walk, I notice she’s breathing all weird, like she’s trying not to freak out.
“Listen,” I lean closer. “Chin up. You look fucking stunning right now. Own it.”
She exhales sharply and nods.
“See? You totally look like my girlfriend.”