mafia's princess little secret
Meanwhile, in 2025, we’re begging apps to load faster because our brains have adjusted to microwave-level speed for everything.
Microwaves, by the way, are magic. You put cold leftovers in, press a few mysterious numbers, and boom—heat appears. Nobody really knows how it works. Sure, we say “radiation excites the water molecules,” but that’s just science-sounding filler. The truth is, it’s wizardry. If we showed a microwave to someone in the Middle Ages, they’d scream “sorcery” and lock us in a tower. Honestly, they wouldn’t be wrong.
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